User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Why?:I Am Not An Atheist

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“All that stuff about Jesus was based on the Summarians and Egyptians.”
~ Jordan Maxwell
I believe you are referring to the Sumerians. Summarians are just people obsessed with summaries. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 22 October 2009
“So?”
Good question. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 22 October 2009
“There is no God. Man evolved.”
You clearly overrate the importance of man in the scheme of creation. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 22 October 2009
“But how did the Universe start?”
~ Socky
Another good question. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 22 October 2009
“We don't know, but I have faith that we will work it out.”
At least you admit you don't know. However, I can tell you that any kind of universe where existence has the potential of being meaningful necessitates somekind of divine creator. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 22 October 2009
“I am not an Atheist because I don't believe in the concept of faith.”
~ MrN9000 on trying to get Socky to do something with this...
The first step to truth is to reject all unfounded beliefs. The second step is to accept the truth as a multitude of possibilities. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:40, 22 October 2009

Do you want to know what's the deal with atheists? The problem with atheists is that they're self-centric know-it-all bastards. To make matters worse, they are completely unaware of this fact. They think they have alllll the answers, well there are a few holes in their tortured logic that maybe they should consider at their next Atheist Convention, or whatever it is they do.

Motivational-atheists

ATHEISTS: just douchebags

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Atheism: It magically makes sense.
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