User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/UnBooks:The Journey of My Life
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There I was, in the middle of nowhere. Wiping the sweat off my forehead. Not a glimpse of civilisation to be perceived.
You might be wondering how I came to be here.
It all started in a peaceful little village on the English countryside...
- ↑ Quote from Captain Obvious.
- ↑ These dots would normally indicate a building suspense. In this case, however, the reader is more likely to be quite confused, suffering from the incapability of linking together the peaceful village and the barren wasteland.
- ↑ The title of this chapter immediately affirms the suspiciousness of the village in question.