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There I was, in the middle of nowhere. Wiping the sweat off my forehead. Not a glimpse of civilisation to be perceived.

You might be wondering how I came to be here.[1]

It all started in a peaceful little village on the English countryside...[2]

edit A Normal Village, Or So It Seemed[3]

edit Notes

  1. Quote from Captain Obvious.
  2. These dots would normally indicate a building suspense. In this case, however, the reader is more likely to be quite confused, suffering from the incapability of linking together the peaceful village and the barren wasteland.
  3. The title of this chapter immediately affirms the suspiciousness of the village in question.
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