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The semi-sentient race of two-legged omnivores from the planet Omicron C in stellar region H of the yellow-grayish swirly-whirly-galaxy of quadrant 3
Out of Africa
A rough sketch of the three main varieties of the species. The pigment ranges from a mix of pale orange and light pink to blackish brown.[1]
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Moving things
Class: Hairy moving things
Order: Hairy semi-sentient omnivores
Species: The one we're talking about right now[2]

Perhaps you've heard of the semi-sentient race of two-legged omnivores from the planet Omicron C in stellar region H of the yellow-grayish swirly-whirly-galaxy of quadrant 3 before. They're particularly well-known for the great variety of peculiar behaviours they exhibit.

edit Main goal in life

Following extremely long, hard, extensive research, we have yet to discover what goal these creatures strive for in life.

edit Leisure activities

edit Something called "Religion"

But what these beings believe in isn't even the strangest thing here. It's their need to actively profess their beliefs to anyone they meet and the expectation that all the egg custard pie that comes out of their mouth will be accepted as absolute truth.

edit Overt self-aggrandizement

edit Footnotes

  1. Other observed colours have been shown to be cases of body painting.
  2. My finger got tired of typing all those words, all right? Give me a break here.
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