User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/That time I fucking destroyed the world during my sojourn in Egypt
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Dude, it was fucking apocalyptic. Like, EPIC WIN!
edit So there I was
walking down some dune in the desert, all badass shit and stuff.
edit and this fucking Mahmoosha dude
walks in my direction and starts drooling all over the desert sand. Like, WTF?
edit so I pulled out my
big fucking sword and start slashing around, and this Egyptian deity Ra appears out of nowhere and starts humping my leg! WTF?
So I unleashed my demonic powers upon the face of the earth.
No, seriously. I fucking ended the world!
