User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/That time I fucking destroyed the world during my sojourn in Egypt

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There were friggin' pyramids!
I ain't kidding ya!

Dude, it was fucking apocalyptic. Like, EPIC WIN!

edit So there I was

walking down some dune in the desert, all badass shit and stuff.

edit and this fucking Mahmoosha dude

walks in my direction and starts drooling all over the desert sand. Like, WTF?

edit so I pulled out my

big fucking sword and start slashing around, and this Egyptian deity Ra appears out of nowhere and starts humping my leg! WTF?

So I unleashed my demonic powers upon the face of the earth.

No, seriously. I fucking ended the world!

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