User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Sock Organizer Boxes

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them. This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them. This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. 50,203 This user has contributed 50,203 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team. This user did one hundred fucking pushups on July 6, 2009. 6 This user rewrote 6 pages for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh? 59 This user has written 59 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 65,000 This user has exactly 65,000 edits. This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 4 years, 9 months and 17 days. This user has been blocked 69 times. This user has been huffed 2 times and hopefully unhuffed too.

Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians) User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood. This user is a member of the Goa Tse Clan. This user does not want Uncyclopedia to be the worst. Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil! This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man! This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. This user's IQ is higher than yours. This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets. This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. This user is too damn sexy

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. nl-N This user is a native speaker of Dutch. fr-N This user is a native speaker of Français. de-N This user is a native speaker of Deutsch. la-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin. es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers. it-X This user only speaks Italian enough to seduce native Italian speakers. sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sock-N This user is a native speaker of Sockpuppet.