User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Sock Organizer Boxes

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
Statistics are updated whenever I feel like it. So basically never.
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

Hanshaketiny This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

DogNewspaper This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!
This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them.

Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

50,203 This user has contributed 50,203 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

6 This user rewrote 6 pages for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

59 This user has written 59 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

73,078 This user has exactly 73,078 edits.

Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
7 years, 6 months and 2 days.

Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
69 times.

Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been huffed
2 times
and hopefully unhuffed too.
Belgian Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

Goa tse glyph This user is a member of the Goa Tse Clan. This user does not want Uncyclopedia to be the worst.

069f11-1 Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

Brain This user's IQ is higher than yours.

Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Adult neon This user is too damn sexy
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
nl-N This user is a native speaker of Dutch.
fr-N This user is a native speaker of Français.
de-N This user is a native speaker of Deutsch.
la-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin.
es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers.
it-X This user only speaks Italian enough to seduce native Italian speakers.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sock-N This user is a native speaker of Sockpuppet.
Personal tools