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Obsessive-compulsive vomiting disorder
is a
mental disorder
known to cause severe
vomiting
in an obsessive-compulsive manner
—OH SHIT! SORRY, I REALLY NEED TO
Okay, I think I'm alright for now. So this disorder, its
symptoms
are
—OH GOD! NOT AGAIN!
Okay, okay. The symptoms are severe vomiting, excessive puking up your stomach's contents and
loads of crap coming out of your mouth
. These symptoms can be very tiring and time-consuming, and may severely mess up your
social
life.
—AAA! PLEASE, NO MORE!
Despite all the difficulties, I still managed to get myself
A GIRLFRIEND!
Sorry. I can't go on like this. I'll just crawl into a corner and puke some more.
DID I MENTION THIS IS CONTAGIOUS?
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