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Not to be confused with mass fetishism, yet another plague of the modern age.
“Davon haben wir nichts gewusst.”
~ German feticide rights advocates on what was going on inside their uteri

Mass feticide is generally understood to refer to "the deliberate and systematic extermination of large groups of young babies that are yet to be born." In a modern context, it usually refers to the ongoing mass killings often called the Baby Holocaust of the 21st century. It is estimated that as many as 42 million feticides are perpetrated globally each year. Shockingly, feticide is legal in more than 50 c—

What's this? Writings actually critical of the common practice of killing fetuses? Hmm, must be the concoction of some pro-life loon. I'll go ahead and rewrite it and replace these obvious falsehoods with scientific facts.

Mass feticide is generally understood to refer to "the deliberate and systematic efficient and effective extermination disposal of large groups of young babies that are yet to be born primitive and inferior organisms that happen to have human DNA." In a modern context, it usually refers to the ongoing mass killings cleansings often affectionately called the Baby Holocaust of the 21st century. It is estimated that as many as only a mere 42 million feticides are perpetrated performed globally each year. Shockingly, feticide is legal in more than 50 countries outlawed by a staggering 97 sovereign states.

There. That sounds a lot more truthful, doesn't it? Now to rewrite the rest of the article...

edit Methods used

edit Unsafe feticides

edit Fetal perception

yadda yadda yadda

This is all a huge mound of bogus. A fetus perceiving things? Even feeling actual pain? What are you? A conspiracy theorist?

edit Occurrences throughout history

edit Status of feticide in relation to predominant value systems

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