i was playing with my Belgianapples a LOT! so i got tired and i layed down for a nap cuz i was really sleepy by then! i had a dream where there was a biiiiiiiiig huge fudge cake and i was swimming in it and felt the choclate everywhere! but then i woke up and found out that i maed a yuky BUTT POOP!!!! in my pants!!!!!!!!! it was all over the place and i tried really hard to clean it up, i tried really really hard! but i couldnt and it just felt so bad and all my sheets and the apples were coverd in it. i started to cry. especially bcuz now i was getting a rash!
but then.........Mike Tyson CAME HOME!!!!!!!!! he cleaned it all up for me and gave me a kiss on the cheek and told me it was gona be all better. he always makes thigns better! and he did! he put some cream on my rash, washed my applesand sheets, and poured me a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig glass of orangejuice! Mike Tysons the best!
Oscar Wilde came home later and Mike Tyson told him what happend, he said looks like you had a big day champ!
one time reallllly late at night i was thirsty and was gona go ask Mike Tyson to pour me another glass of water, and i went in there bedroom and saw Oscar Wilde making a BUTT POOP!!!! in Mike Tysons mouth!!!! it was really weird but REALLY funny! i laughed and said OSCAR WILDE!! your being silly again! Mike Tyosn isnt the potty, the pottys over there!! i think they got mad at me tho cuz they started yelling and told me goaway get outta the room, then later Oscar Wilde hit me again and it kinda hurt! Then I went back to slaep.