User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Human girls provide solid evidence for God's imperfection

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ParisHilton
Left we see the way the girl in question should have looked like if God was near-perfect. To the right: what she really looks like.
BreastExpansion
It is quite obvious that if God was near-perfect, girls would have much bigger breasts.
Two girls in g-string-bikinis on runway
While these girls are certainly pretty when "normal" standards are taken into consideration, their boobs are notably small compared to what would be considered near-perfect standards.
Junglebaby
A near-perfect girl. But as the picture clearly shows, this kind of girl can only be found in tropical climates.
Swe girls kissing 0622
Extremely hot, but not perfect.
Mm3
This comes intensely close to perfection. But that still leaves the question why so few witness this kind of thing in real life.
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