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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Helen Keller.

Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968) was an American author, political activist and lecturer. What is more remarkable, however, is the fact she achieved this status while being deaf and blind. One is bound to wonder at the miraculous nature of Helen Keller's everyday life. The explanation, however, is surprisingly simple: Helen Keller had psychic powers.

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