User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Dystopia
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This world is pretty messed up. You know that, right? We've got depressed people walking the streets, ugly people marrying other ugly people, poor people stealing precious money from rich people, to buy themselves some lame Pokémon cards; it's a mess. If I was in power it would be different let me tell you. I'd sort everything out. It would be a perfect Dystopia.
edit So what would I do?
Well, conquer the world of course.