# User:Snowyowl

Snowyowl is an Uncyclopedian who joined in October 2009 AD. He is credited with the invention of the time machine in 1875, 1962, 1998, and 2012, not necessarily in chronological order.
He has controversially been accused of being a sockpuppet of various users; however, this was experimentally disproved when it was found that he used the words "Me" and "I" in the wrong places, a crime against language which no true Uncyclopedian would commit without promptly reverting it. Snowyowl was not banned for this. No, not even close.

He has also been accused of adding a speling mistake to the article AAAAAA!, though he has refused to comment on this issue.

## editA personal thingy from Snowyowl

This message is to inform you that my attempts to lengthen Earth's day to 26 hours in order to have more time to organize my life have been unsuccessful. Consequently I will be on Uncyclopedia only rarely from now on, at least until you see the giant rocket boosters blot out the sun. $s_n o/w(y^o)w^{-1}$ 16:41, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

### editPostscript

If anyone has seen a blue jacket with my name written on the label, please let me know. I lost it while browsing Wikipedia.

## editUserboxes

### editUserboxes that actually mean something

 This user created Non-player character, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)
 This user created Bullet hell, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

### editUserboxes that do not, in fact, mean anything, nor make any reference whatsoever to reality other than by chance

 snowyowl has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.
Uncyclopedia:Babel
 en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
 fr-N This user is a native speaker of Français.
 de-P This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
 ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
 nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
 This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
 This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

## editPages I like

You may edit this section. Attempting to edit any other sections may result in grues.

## editFirst drafts

Main article: User:Snowyowl/drafts

Separate article: because I really, really don't want my lovely userpage messed up by irrelevant and unfinished garbage.
I guarantee that everything else here is finished.
Also using predictable and sad humour.
Also self-referential.
Also repetitive.
Also repetitive.
Also self-referential.

 This userpage needs a punchline You can help Uncyclopedia by adding an irrelevant yet funny section here.