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Finish the requisite nine Doctor articles. Current breakdown
- First Doctor: George Burns?
- Second Doctor: Paul Reubens (Currently redirects to Pauly Shore)
- Third Doctor:
- Fourth Doctor:
- Fifth Doctor: Doogie Howser (Started - still need to update Doctor Who)
- Sixth Doctor: Dr. Dre (Done - expansion needed, Doctor Who updated accordingly.)
- Seventh Doctor: Alan Moore (I've been meaning to rewrite this anyway)
- Eighth Doctor: David Hasselhoff?
- Ninth Doctor: Kevin Federline? With his erstwhile companion Britney Spears of course.
Then create articles on the "real" Doctor Who actors asserting that they are the appropriate people.
Continue updating Doctor Who to reflect.
Somehow connect Dr Phil to this.
edit Dr. Dre
Exterminate people who disagree with these changes.
edit Monsters and Expanded Stuff
Having decided that Doctor Who is from Klingon, the article needs to be rewritten. Again easy, as it is not particularly funny. Create article at Time Lords and Gallifrey that is about the Klingons. Oh what fun.