User:Snapple

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sir i bring you a message from tristmaster, plz read it at the bottom.


אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
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Communist

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Lenin mustache! ☭
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

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Lenin mustache! ☭
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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Nazi Swastika This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".
Dead gull You are dead.
<insert name here> has been killed by Snapple
O rly

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LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.


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Brain This user's IQ is negative.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter


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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.


Sergeant
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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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Mwa ha ha ha ha!
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KnifeMah knife cut yo skeeeen!


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edit INTRODUCTION

This article is all about me, not u, not WINDOWS ME, not the knights who say ni, not ur pc, not bruce lee, not the letter "E", not peas, not the wii, not your keys, not your G, not flees, not dvds, not muhamed ali, not 23, not 33, not 43, not 53, not 63, not etc, not cheese, not wiwi, not psp, not ps3, not xbox360, not tea, not jet li, not money, not monkey, not pee, not 3, not_________ (insert word ending with the "e" sound here), just me. Snapple is, however, offering the chance for this page to be about YOU!!!! Thats right on every second tuesday of next week this article is about YOU!!! But until then, u should really consider leaving. C'mon now hop to it. Did u leave? Damn ur stubborn. O well i hope u brought peanut butter. U did? Good now i dont have to kill u. Now... That is unless it isn't crunchy peanut butter. Anyways thank u for ur peanut butter and enjoi ur stay!!

edit LIKES

  • Death
  • Pain
  • your mum
  • hahahahahahahaha
  • im ur real dad
  • think about that
  • i dont even love u
  • my own little attack grue
  • mess with me bitch!
  • video-games
  • oscar wilde
  • all kinds of metal
  • ultimate jesus
  • ultimate pirate
  • master hand
  • mario
  • communism
  • Hitler
  • Stalin
  • V.I. Lenin

edit DISLIKES

  • You
  • no rly get out of here
  • im watching u
  • ..................................
  • BOOOO!!!!
  • r u scared?
  • u should be!!
  • soviet russia
  • eurgs
  • anti-grues
  • grues
  • pokemon
  • stalkers
  • sexual harassment
  • mongo pushers
  • n00bs
  • (mainly you u little n00blet)
  • piano
  • country music
  • George W. Bush
  • George Dubya Bush
  • Windows ME
  • Windows 95
  • Kitten Huffers

edit BIOGRAPHY

(3rd person talkin is teh bestest) snapple was born in a frozen waste land known as new york. He, like many others, has grown

to hate the winters (and most of life for that matter). snapple currently resides to the left of the end of the world.









edit QUOTES

“All ur base is belongs to ME
~ Snapple on communism


“NO YOU CAN'T DRINK ME”
~ Snapple on Snapple


“I really don't understand the Washington Memorial, it's more like a tribute to Bill Clinton...”
~ Snapple on Washington Memorial


“I SWEAR I WAS JUST SHOWING HER A WRESTLING MOVE!!!”
~ Bill Clinton on comment above


“Didn't i see this in The Titanic?”
~ Snapple on Open Water
“Just another reason why the mentaly insane should not have computer privalages.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Snapple

Come to the darkside Communist

hello snapple, im here to tell you that all your base belong to us. but in more important news, i have my nintendo 64 back. how, you may ask, well lets just say i "liberated" it. anyway i must ask you for an intruiging visit to my home of all homes, becouse then we can play glover and chat over tea and cookies.(remember the little round bad guys?) probably shouldan't have mentioned that last part, regardless i have decided for a visit, although when is in question. we will have to discuss that at a later time and place. but for now i'm staying home from school on an illness.

-Tristmaster, the great and powerful owner(no not THE owner)

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