User:Smuggler

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This is THE Official Uncyclopedia Home Page of Smuggler!

  1. On it you can see there's some hyperlinks which will take you to all of the pages I wrote.
  2. If one wishes to leave messages for me, don't use this/don't post to this page. Instead, post to the page that reads "My Talk" (it's up top, way up there).
  3. There's a place where I have pasted "code" examples (so that I can "copy & paste" them when I need 'em & need 'em quickly).
  4. I have a "To Do List" @ the bottom. Many articles/pages need re-writes/fine tuning.
  5. There's some images on the side & the code I use to insert 'em into articles.

Oh, here's a little bit about me: Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working in hospitals. Smuggler prefers Runescape to work, and UnCylcopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land.

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009

Major works

Smuggler's significant contributions to UnNews::


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BEGINNING OF CODE EXAMPLES/CODE RESOURCES

To write your name copy this code/use this code: Smuggler 17:44, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Code examples/code resources

This serves to demonstrate proper coding for inserting a HYPERLINK (simply click "edit" from either above or to the side and copy the whole sentence. Then go to the page to be edited, insert the sentence, then edit as needed:

 "...spike in alcoholic animals, and Alcoholic's Anonymous chapters are popping up across the Southland...

See that vertical line? In Wikipedia you have to remove it.


or, just the code itsself:

 blind engineers

How to insert a 'sources' code is below & ironically, appears as "sources"

 == Sources ==

Code for Categories

(The following are not found immed. below this sentence, they are found along the bottom of the page. So scroll down all the way).

Yap with Smuggler!

(Reference) Sources


Beginning of "To Do List

A list of "special pages". These pages could use some help. This is the main "special page".

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:SpecialPages

A list of "orphaned pages". Good practice for inserting hyperlinks!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:LonelyPages

"Dead End" pages:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:DeadendPages

What I'm working on/will work on in "Dead End Pages":

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/ER_Alternate_Episode_Scripts http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Things_I_Am_Not_Alloud_To_Do_At_Hogwarts

"Pages w/o any images:"

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Withoutimages

"Hyperlink to where you need to go to make an UnEncyclopedia page:"

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:CreatePage

"Pages that need to be created."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WantedPages

"Pages with nothing linked to them."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:LonelyPages


Images to insert prn

The bullshit bandito
Smuggler UnNews Shot
Pineapples of wrath1
Tang
This article is full of crap
This story has been a figment of my imagination
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This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.
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