User:Smuggler

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Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009

This is THE Official Uncyclopedia Home Page of Smuggler!

  1. On it you can see there's some hyperlinks which will take you to all of the pages I wrote.
  2. Then there's a place where people can leave messages to me.
  3. Then there's a place where I have pasted "code" examples (so that I can "copy & paste" them when I need 'em & need 'em quickly).
  4. Then there's my "To Do List" @ the bottom. Many articles/pages need re-writes/fine tuning.
  5. There's some images on the side & the code I use to insert 'em into articles.

Oh, here's a little bit about me: Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working in hospitals. Smuggler prefers Runescape to work, and UnCylcopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land.

Major works

Smuggler's significant contributions to UnNews::


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:God_recalls_240,000_men

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Squirrel_deported,_owner_despondent

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:World_Hide_and_Seek_Championships_to_Begin

Running Theme: Sinaloa Dance Cartel

UnNews:Well armed dancers lose battles but raise fears of open dance warfare in Mexico

UnNews:Sinaloa dance cartel wins Juarez turf war

UnNews:Sinaloa Dance Cartel member held

UnNews:Sinaloa Dance Cartel hiring fair

UnNews:NYC gang sweep nets Sinaloa Dance Cartel

Running Theme: Fruits and Vegetables of Wrath:

UnNews:"Pineapples_of_Wrath"?

UnNews:"Pineapples_of_Wrath"?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Lost_John_Steinbeck_novel_discovered


Running Theme: Police Blotter http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Police_Blotter:_June_11,_2014


Running Theme: Guilty Doggies

UnNews:Police_Suspect_Guilty-looking_Puppy_Dog

Running Theme: Hot Property http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Hot_Property:_Former_home_of_Sinaloa_Dance_Boss


Squirrels http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Fined_for_illegal_Chinese_Squirrel


UnNews:Wienerdog_in_Banana_Costume_Convention

UnNews:Dental_Hygienists_Release_Job_Stimulus_Efforts:_Stop_taking_care_of_your_teeth!

UnNews:Deadly_Tomatoes_Rip_Through_Arkansas

UnNews:Lightweight_Car_made_entirely_of_airbags_in_place_of_body

UnNews:McCain_selects_Arthur_Fonzarelli_as_running_mate

UnNews:Man_fools_death,_then_death_fools_man

UnNews:USA_Women's_Team_Swimmer_Disqualified

UnNews:Schwarzenegger_Plans_to_Mutilate_State_Controller_over_Pay_Cuts

UnNews:USA_Men's_Olympic_Fencing_Team_Disqualified

UnNews:Gina_the_No-Headed_Gymnast_Olympic_Ready

UnNews:Strange_Looking_Animal_Found_in_Chico_California_Backyard

UnNews:World's_Smallest_Snake_Found

UnNews:Dog_on_Rooftop_Threatens_to_Jump!

UnNews:North_Korea's_"Hotel_of_Doom"_wakes_from_its_coma

UnNews:Iranian_missile_test_photo_'digitally_altered'

UnNews:Obama_keeps_Troops_in_Iraq:_Dems_happy.

UnNews:PETA_Boycotts_Wienerschnitzel

UnNews:Low_Tide_strands_Man

UnNews:Shy_Cow_Disease_outbreak_feared.

UnNews:Lakers_Win_NBA_Championship

UnNews:Lost_Scuba_Divers_Survive_Deadly_Dragon

UnNews:DWP_Snags_in_Beijing_Addressed

UnNews:Adam_Carolla_"Drinking_with_the_Stars!"

Pogo_Snake

UnNews:Flaming_flatulence_rocks_military

UnNews:Scuba_Football_League_tryouts

UnNews:Dancers_to_crush_CA_State_colleges

UnNews:Man_wants_his_name_back

UnNews:U.S._and_Russia_to_cut_Weinerdog_Arsenals

UnNews:Childrens_summer_beer_drinking_camp_registration_opens

UnNews:Sales_of_poop_are_running_thin

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:County_clerk_race_too_close_to_call

UnNews:God_Orders_Global_Women_Recall

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Smuggler/CA_implements_%22Cash-for-Cougars%22_program

UnNews:Today_in_History

UnNews:Alcohol_Enforcement

UnNews:American_Penis_Restrictions_to_Begin_This_Week

UnNews:"About_Town"_Jan._9th-16th.,_2010

UnNews:Christmas_week_Mime_arrests_up

UnNews:Hezbollah_bombs_UnNews_HQ

UnNews:New_Year_in_Colon_Cleansing_Technology

UnNews:GM_clears_out_Banana_Cars

UnNews:Line-of-duty_boogies_decline

UnNews:Action_Urged_on_Asteroids

UnNews:British_Unveil_2012_Olympics_Security_Measures

UnNews:African_Airlines_Pilots_Quit

UnNews:Photographer_Jailed_for_Photo

The_Bullshit_Bandito

UnNews:Man_fools_death,_then_death_fools_man

UnNews:AAA:_Animal_Alcoholics_Anonymous

UnNews:Get_to_Work

UnNews:Woman_with_Tattoo_Wonders_Why_She's_still_Single

UnNews:Society_of_Odd_Nomenclature_formed

UnNews:Navel_Speaks_to_Man

UnNews:Man_fools_death,_then_death_fools_man

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Country_Bear_Jamboree_Sweeps_Grammys

UnNews:Tang_Not_Going_to_Space_with_Chinese_Astronauts

UnNews:Unites_States_Air_Force_Unveils_Newest_Stealth_Fighter_Plane

UnNews:Vietnam_to_Change_Name_of_Currency

UnNews:USA_Men's_Olympic_Water_Polo_Team_Disqualified

UnNews:Gina_the_No-Headed_Gymnast_Olympic_Ready

UnNews:Ecstatic_UNNEWS_Writer_Celebrates

UnNews:Dog_on_Rooftop_Threatens_to_Jump!

UnNews:Iranian_missile_test_photo_'digitally_altered'

UnNews:Obama_keeps_Troops_in_Iraq:_Dems_happy

UnNews:PETA_Boycotts_Wienerschnitzel

UnNews:Low_Tide_strands_Man

UnNews:Shy_Cow_Disease_outbreak_feared.

UnNews:Lakers_Win_NBA_Championship

UnNews:Lost_Scuba_Divers_Survive_Deadly_Dragon

UnNews:DWP_Snags_in_Beijing_Addressed

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:TVs_%27Drinking_With_the_Stars%27_is_back_on_top

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Smithwick

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pogo_Snake

UnNews:Flaming_flatulence_rocks_military

UnNews:Scuba_Football_League_tryouts



BEGINNING OF CODE EXAMPLES/CODE RESOURCES

To write your name copy this code/use this code: Smuggler 17:44, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Code examples/code resources

This serves to demonstrate proper coding for inserting a HYPERLINK (simply click "edit" from either above or to the side and copy the whole sentence. Then go to the page to be edited, insert the sentence, then edit as needed:

 "...spike in alcoholic animals, and Alcoholic's Anonymous chapters are popping up across the Southland...

See that vertical line? In Wikipedia you have to remove it.


or, just the code itsself:

 blind engineers

How to insert a 'sources' code is below & ironically, appears as "sources"

 == Sources ==

Code for Categories

(The following are not found immed. below this sentence, they are found along the bottom of the page. So scroll down all the way).
The bullshit bandito

The Bullshit Bandito sez, "Dees arteecle, ees Bullsheet Senor!"


Yap with Smuggler!

(Reference) Sources


End of code examples/code resources

Beginning of "To Do List"

A list of "special pages". These pages could use some help. This is the main "special page".

 * http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:SpecialPages

A list of "orphaned pages". Good practice for inserting hyperlinks!

 * http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:LonelyPages

"Dead End" pages:

 * http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:DeadendPages

What I'm working on/will work on in "Dead End Pages":

 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/ER_Alternate_Episode_Scripts
 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Things_I_Am_Not_Alloud_To_Do_At_Hogwarts

"Pages w/o any images:"

 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Withoutimages

"Hyperlink to where you need to go to make an UnEncyclopedia page:"

 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:CreatePage

"Pages that need to be created." http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WantedPages "Pages with nothing linked to them." http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:LonelyPages

End of "To Do List"

Images to insert prn

Smuggler UnNews Shot

Thou art brave and talented! (Ya' gotta earn one of these endorsements!)

Pineapples of wrath1

One of John Steinbecks Greatest Novels

Image to right (just an image)

Tang
UnNews Logo Potato
This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.
This article is full of crap
This story has been a figment of my imagination

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