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edit Smrt-Guy

edit I am smrt-guy!

FoxyBabe has awarded you with a Key Item!
For voting on HowTo:Live in an RPG.
"I found it inside a weird chest placed mysteriously in Lava Mountain. Still haven't figured out what it does, so keep it in your inventory, it may come in handy to eliminate a dancing mushroom."
DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 13:39, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Background

In the immortal words of the poet-philosopher Homer Jay Simpson: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

edit Activities

  • Eating pie
  • Drinking soup
  • Installing A/C units in hell

edit Goals

  • Invent pie soup
  • Learn humour (as opposed to the humor I was brought up with) from all you fine lads with your big ears and bad teeth. Oh. Sorry. I meant that for the Scots. Heh-heh...yeah!
  • Use the Special:Wantedpages page as inspiration.
  • Only use orphaned images and templates wherever possible.

edit Pages I Have Started

Yoko Ono | John Wayne | PMS | Peer-to-peer | Sick | It's hard out here for a pimp | Boring | Poop | Hyundai | Numpad7 | Really big text | Making up John Wayne Quotes

edit Pages I have Really Messed With

Molar heat capacity | HowTo:Crash Your Dad's New Corvette | Tara Reid | Anti-Barney Songs


edit You

<insert name here>, you are clearly a CUNT and can only get laid by a Mook.

edit PLS

Yoko Ono *Smrt-guy 19:13, 18 January 2007 (UTC) (with user:Mhaille)

This article won First Runner Up in the BEst Article by a n00b category. I'd like to offer a huge THANK YOU to everyone who voted for it.

John Wayne *Smrt-guy 19:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

This article got diddly-squat in the PLS, but you can now quote him to your heart's content. Enjoy!

Numpad7 *Smrt-guy 19:04, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

You'd think this article would get more notice. Bah, no one likes a good dictator these days!

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