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edit I am smrt-guy!
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In the immortal words of the poet-philosopher Homer Jay Simpson: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
- Eating pie
- Drinking soup
- Installing A/C units in hell
- Invent pie soup
- Learn humour (as opposed to the humor I was brought up with) from all you fine lads with your big ears and bad teeth. Oh. Sorry. I meant that for the Scots. Heh-heh...yeah!
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<insert name here>, you are clearly a PISSHOLE and can only get laid by an Inevitable.
- This article won First Runner Up in the BEst Article by a n00b category. I'd like to offer a huge THANK YOU to everyone who voted for it.
John Wayne *Smrt-guy 19:51, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
- This article got diddly-squat in the PLS, but you can now quote him to your heart's content. Enjoy!
Numpad7 *Smrt-guy 19:04, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
- You'd think this article would get more notice. Bah, no one likes a good dictator these days!
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