I am smartie2742 and I use DSL from the phone company. What more do you need to know?
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies |
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This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams. |
| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. |
| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. |
| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
| This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell. |
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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| YA | This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student. |
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! |
| This user is Single but is currently stalking someone. |
| This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
