User:SmackBot/Credit Control

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Sorry, "<insert name here>", a check on your credit status indicates that we cannot open an account for you.

There are many reasons why this situation may occur, including the possibility that one or more of your credit cards has been used fraudulently, or that you are a victim of identity theft. However, for reasons of confidentiality, we are not allowed to disclose any of the information that our search revealed.

You may wish to ascertain whether your credit status is affected by fraud, in which case you may pay a credit assessment agency to search on your behalf.

Would you like to consult a credit assessment agency now?

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