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edit I like throwing poooooooooo!
This is a lie. I lied.I lied about lying about lying.
edit I am an enigma
You will never know who I am. All you know is that my pseudonym is Sluggy X.
edit Sigmund Freud's theory of train sexuality
Sigmund Freud, well known for theories on sexuality, also had something about trains. It is illustrated by the diagram. (Below)
edit Conspiracy Fact
- George Bush Sr.'s father (or George Bush Sr. I can't remember.) was involved in JFK's assassination, but did not actually do it, just partially masterminded it. I'm actually being serious.
edit Conspiracy Theory
- Paul could be dead.
- Then again, Elvis could be alive. We just don't have proof.
- Paul might be a Walrus.
- Bill and Ted's excellent adventure might be real.
- The Illuminati are out get you.
- Then again, so are the KGB (What does that stand for? I seem to remember something about gay communists.), the FBI, the CIA, the NZSIS, the ASIS, the MI6, the Grues, the Mudkips, the Commies, the Maori, Helen Clark, John Key, John Howard, Kevin Rudd, and so on. Oh, and George Bush, the Chinese (Chinks), Hitler, Kitler, and so on. I almost forgot about people with AD- look at that Truck!.
edit Beware the Purple Pie Monster!
Beware the Purple Pie Monster! Be afraid, be very afraid! Don't laugh at me! I have proof! Proof, I tell you, proof! I bet you Christians have less proof about God! You'll see! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU!
edit Hello Moto!
Hello Moto! Domo Arigato Mr Roboto.
Isn't it so fun being random? Speaking of Yahoo, go on Yahoo Answers and give people pointless answers with lots of broken links. It's fun for the whole family. Also, say lol all the time. Jumping from buildings can be fun. Just try it. Sometime, when you're in Wellington, put on an American accent and ask where the bees from the beehive are. *Disclaimer: None of these methods have been tried, except the Yahoo one.* Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with kaleidoscope eyes... Sorry, I have that disease that makes you sing at the most inopportune moments.
WARNING: You may only find 3 out of these 5 links amusing. Mostly because none of them were intended to be such, and are just useless, irrelevant links to waste your time.
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