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Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month August 2007


Hallbug small Hallbugs Nominee
This user is nominated for the HallBugs 2007 Academy Award. You can go vote for him/her at User:Gert5/hallbugs.
Award Award

This is an Award award. It awards you for having this award.

“Never heard of it.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Sliferjam

“ur ghey”
~ User:Braydie on Sliferjam

Member of the Unorder

A rare, but abundant sliferjam.

edit Who?

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
n00b This user is a n00b.

Buzz Blob

This user likes Jam. A lot.


This user is a God.
What they are God of what has yet to be determined. Worship them.
Newcookie Brandywine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie Brandywine has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
MagikWand This user does not wish they were an admin. Please leave them alone.


This user is convinced DiZtheGreat has a sister and wants her phone number.


This user has a Pimp Hat of +12 Pimp.

Don't make them bitchslap you.

Fellow-pc This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect. Ask this user about joining!

I'm Sliferjam. That is all. Any more and I would have to kill you. Or have someone do it for me. Actually, I'm just some guy, or 'dude' if you want. My extra stuff is HERE. On IRC, I am commonly known as slif3rjam, or CydoniaDwarflord. I am less commonly known as shrubbery, JabbatheHutt, CatroonDibalo, PrincessLeia, or sliferjam.

edit What?

I am technically human. Kind of. More or less.

edit Where?


edit When?

NOW! or later. Whenever's best for you.

edit Why?

Because I had my tray-table up, and my seat back in the full upright position.

edit How?

Genetic experiment.

edit Huh?

Yes. Exploding-head Daeh-gnidolpxE

edit Sliferjam's Worthiness Award

The coveted award of worthiness.

*slif3rjam's jaw drops in awe

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Leagueofbenson This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
Hammer and sickle This user is a

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Newcookie SonicChao has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

edit My work

Vogon | Bonanza | Poseidon | Rabbi | Esc | Stalinbear | N | Jam Jesus & more...

This is my jammy stuff

I make jam stuff. Here are a few.


A Jam Buddy Jesus.


I'm Jugger-Jam, Biatch!


I made this for Jamtrousers.


I made this just because.


The world's [insert word here]-est cat.


The world's jammiest cat.

edit I want to thank...

edit Sliferjam's sista projects.



VOTE Tom Mayfair FOR ADMIN, GET SUPERTOM ON YOUR SIDE. But if you don't, you'll be on his shit list.

H-hey! you made it to the bottom of a fantastical mental overflow!

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