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“I think I stepped in something...”
I'm sorry, if you can read this then it is assumed that you are stalking me. The authorities may or may not have been notified. Run while you still can.
Some things you should know about yourself:
- You are currently under investigation by the FBI.
- Your mom loves your cousin.
- You have been recruited against your will into T3h B.L.A..
- Zombies are after you.
- You don't live in Romania, except on weekends.
Shhhh. Don't tell them, but they don't exist! Except in Romania. On weekends. With you.
There is no us. Stop stalking me.