User:Skyscraper

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Skyscraper Specs

Skyscraper
She actually looks a lot taller in person.

Completed: 1986
Height: 320 m.
Floors: 80
Floor area: 340,000 sq. m.
Location: Financial District, Boston
Structural types: highrise, pole
Architectural style: late-modernist
Materials: glass and steel
Sex: Saturday afternoons


Things That Skyscraper Looks For In A Guy

  • Tall
  • Upstanding
  • Built of strong stuff, but is willing to sway a little
  • Likes washing my windows
  • Can ride my elevator to the top floor


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