User:Skyscraper

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== Skyscraper Specs ==
 
== Skyscraper Specs ==
 
[[Image:Skyscraper.gif|thumb|right|She actually looks a lot taller in person.]]
 
[[Image:Skyscraper.gif|thumb|right|She actually looks a lot taller in person.]]
<b>Completed:</b> 1986<br>
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'''Completed:''' 1986<br>
<b>Height:</b> 320 m.<br>
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'''Height:''' 320 m.<br>
<b>Floors:</b> 80<br>
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'''Floors:''' 80<br>
<b>Floor area:</b> 340,000 sq. m.<br>
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'''Floor area:''' 340,000 sq. m.<br>
<b>Location:</b> Financial District, Boston<br>
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'''Location:''' Financial District, Boston<br>
<b>Structural types:</b> highrise, pole<br>
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'''Structural types:''' highrise, pole<br>
<b>Architectural style:</b> late-modernist<br>
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'''Architectural style:''' late-modernist<br>
<b>Materials:</b> glass and steel<br>
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'''Materials:''' glass and steel<br>
<b>Sex:</b> Saturday afternoons<br>
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'''Sex:''' Saturday afternoons<br>
   
   

Latest revision as of 04:40, April 27, 2011

edit Skyscraper Specs

Skyscraper

She actually looks a lot taller in person.

Completed: 1986
Height: 320 m.
Floors: 80
Floor area: 340,000 sq. m.
Location: Financial District, Boston
Structural types: highrise, pole
Architectural style: late-modernist
Materials: glass and steel
Sex: Saturday afternoons


edit Things That Skyscraper Looks For In A Guy

  • Tall
  • Upstanding
  • Built of strong stuff, but is willing to sway a little
  • Likes washing my windows
  • Can ride my elevator to the top floor


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