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edit Skyscraper Specs
Height: 320 m.
Floor area: 340,000 sq. m.
Location: Financial District, Boston
Structural types: highrise, pole
Architectural style: late-modernist
Materials: glass and steel
Sex: Saturday afternoons
edit Things That Skyscraper Looks For In A Guy
- Built of strong stuff, but is willing to sway a little
- Likes washing my windows
- Can ride my elevator to the top floor