User:Skinfan13/Upsilon Sigma Sigma/Archives/Past Pledges/July2010
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July, 2010 Pledges
maniac1075 - little pigs, little pigs, let me in. I got kegs of koolaid and plenty of bubblegum... and an AK-47, now open up.
- I will sponsor this pledge, if there is such a thing. Aleister 23:14 17 7
Happymonkey39 - Sure the guy above me has gum, koolaid and a weapon,
but i do have cookies, just ask Happytimes. And i already wrote a requested article...but it sort of got huffed...-_-"...But it should still count!
- He has no cookies, and shouldn't have lied in saying he does. He may have some soon, but not now. Aleister 23:13 17 7
- Durrll, HEY SUP, *hic* sorry om late. I was jussss 'avin a little *staggers around* insy winsey bit of a drink *BELCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* and missed the welcoming *vomits in plants*... *wipes mouth* ... party. So for my induction sbitch, sbit, sp, speech... sorry bout the spit in your eye, i'll get it *presents a soiled handkerchief* .. FINE, FUCK YOU, TOO... so I wanna thunk the thanks by saying I will not let yas *hic* down, or cause yas no embarrassment, and what an honer it is to be here... pissing on your... what is this thing? ... *MEOW*... cat!-- 22:08, July 29, 2010 (UTC)