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Hello, <insert name here>, and welcome to my third user talk archive. This one is for the later half of 2010 through my extended absence. If you wish to add something to my discussion page, please do so here and not on this page (I probably won't read it).




Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mattress

Finally got it out of the queue and gave it a nice review. Nice article. Don't Panic --Striker2117 06:46, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Good article! You took the backbone of a page and ran with it, very nice. VFH quality for sure. On the frat, I'd suggest we hand this month's head to Cheddar if he want it, he can herd us creatures into "Chicken" and the edits of Tim Burton. Puppy will look over Tim given time, and others will too. I never did an edit sweep of it, just let Matfen go for the gold on this one, he did great work on the page. More soon, but I hesitate to write more knowing your schedule, I just saw you were out and about the site. And Mattress, yay! Al sans chains 11:08 2 5 MMX
Thanks for the review Striker! I was beginning to wonder if any of my three articles in the list would see the light of day lol. I might not get around to working on it for a while, but the advice is greatly appreciated. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 16:41 EST 2 May, 2010

And one more thing, of course

Thank you again for your nom for wotm in April. Much appreciated. There are quite a few people who will win this soon, and when you have a look at the clubhouse, whoa! Thanks again. Al 11:10 2 5

No problem Al, you're writing is really funny and I'm always looking forward to the stuff you contribute in the collaborations, much deserved and congrats! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 16:43 EST 2 May, 2010

Abrams

My idea: Encyclopedic, misinformed, biased and hyperbolic. And the fact that the main gun and the engine are german, the armor is british, and while we're at it, fire control is korean, electronics are japanese, machine guns are belgian - will add to the hillarity. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 09:21, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

I think that that's actually a really good approach. Another idea could be that the page was written by the main producer of the tank, you know, a critique of the military industrial complex. I do like the misinformed American patriot approach, but if we do that, we need to avoid the redneck cliche. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:55 EST 8 May, 2010
Well, I don't know what the "Redneck cliche" is, so I guess we're fine.. Oh, and lets make it our PLS collab. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 07:22, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
I wasn't aware there was a collab category this go around? We could just enter it for the mainspace category as a collab. Anyways, go ahead and create the article under your userspace and we can get started. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:43 EST 12 May, 2010

Jordan Ruddess

I did your review, brotha! --Matfen 21:13, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

hey thanks brah! I appreciate the feedback. Rudess' nickname is in fact the wizard and he really does create music using household objects. There's a lot of Dream Theater fan humor in the page, which is a lot of what the god humor is about. I should probably take non-DT fan's perspectives into account though. At any rate, here's a funny video help demonstrate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYeXkYcgs Its not Jordan Rudess, but rather John Petrucci the guitairst for DT, but the humor should feel familiar
anyway, thanks again. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:28 EST 8 May, 2010
Ah cool. It makes more sense now. I'd make that more apparent in the article, then. --Matfen 14:16, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

I see you archived.

Good. It was getting crowded here. Anyway, I'm just gonna throw a reference to a wizard or something about how OJ did it on here. Okay. Talk to you later (and hopefully about something positive, and not just in regards to H-I-V). MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:52, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

I was waiting for the milestone so that my archives would be organized datewise, I'm weird like that lol. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:53 EST 8 May, 2010

Discordianism and Skinfan13

You may know that, while Discordianism got 13 for votes, it didn't pass VFH. I'm asking all those who voted no for suggestions for improving the article. If you'd like to post specific suggestions on Talk:Discordianism, that would be great. Also I liked your first person article. Thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:03, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

I can do a review for you if I find the time. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:41 EST 12 May, 2010
Cool. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:16, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sitting on Henry's loot

Skinfan! I'm so glad you're rewriting Captain Morgan for the PLS. I tried a while ago but obviously I ran out of steam. Then, someone added dumb wrestling shit to the article. I look forwards to reading your version! IronLung 20:56, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hopefully I can do a good job, we essentially had the same idea I think, of an actual historical pirate. At any rate, glad to see people are noticing! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 20:37 EST 12 May, 2010
If it helps, Henry Morgan was an actual historical pirate. IronLung 00:24, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
If it helps, Henry Morgan was an actual comedian. And Captain Morgan is an actual brand of rum. And Captain America wears tights. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:03, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
If it helps, Captain Australia wrote the semi-fictionalised novel "Streuth Mate: a Story of Ray Meagher (Now a major motion picture)". Stone me flamin' crows, woman. IronLung 04:18, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Dreaming

Dream a little dream . . .hi, and I hope all is going well with you. I've been working on Dreaming on and off to fit in with your pee review. Excellent suggestions, and I've used most of them (kept the See also up against the pic because the See also is supposed to be within the dream too, a weird twist on a See also section). If you have a minute could you glance at the page and see if it fit into your vision of where it should go, Thanks. More soon, I have to get back to the frat after I work on the Sci-fi page some more. Al des chains 14:09 13 5 MMX

A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

Thank you, brotha! May your packs of fucking M&M's always be full to the brim. --Matfen 12:33, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Collab

Hi. I've been slacking off the frat thing this month, and will put in some time on the page. Lots of irons inside that fire there, and that's one I've kept in until it's melted. How have you been, are your studies ending for the year soon? Or is it an all year program? More soon, and I'll try to get to the page before long. Or the iron will continue to melt. Al des chains 19:21 18 5 MMX

Yeah, finals wrapped up about two weeks ago and I was granted leave from VMI on the 16th, so I've been home since then. I'm actually studying in Europe for a month this summer at in Hungary for the month of june. I should be able to drop in from time to time but I'll probably be very busy studying and, ahem, checking out the local historical monuments. at night. in the night clubs. I hear they have fantastic statues in those places. Anyway, I'll invest a good amount of time into the chicken page and my PLS rewrite of captain morgan over the next three days. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:17 EST 20 May, 2010

Hey Skinny-boy

The newest member of your frat has been looking for the latest project, where the hell is it? Also, can I retroactively be awarded points for reviewing Tim Burton? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 16:04, May 20, 2010 (UTC)

I found it by going to chicken, clicking on the frat, then going to "Collaboration" on the top, then finding it off of that page near the bottom. And there it is! Al des chaing 16:12 20 5 MMX
Yup, on the frat page at the top is a navigation bar, go to collaboration and click the link at the bottom that says 'chicken' -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:13 EST 20 May, 2010
Thanks. I have a habit of completely ignoring red text. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 18:18, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
I take it that your silence regarding my second question means "no"? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 20:07, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
You can have some of my points. How many do you want? Then I'll play you double or nothing in a game of Alone in the Dark. Al des chains 20:10 20 5 mmx
Actually I'm not that bothered about points. But yeah, I'll have a few of yours. How many you offering? And while we're at it, why don't we make it triple or nothing? Want to bet some of your features too? And if I win I get a million points. Deal? --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 20:50, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry he ignored overlooked my request for points on Nintendo too. (I did get an extra life from the bonus round out of it though....)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 May 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)
Sorry BF, I meant to say yes about that, I think the running total for that is 2 points. I wasn't aware that you had asked for points on Nintendo Matfen, refresh my memory what that was about again? Not trying to be smug or rude, I simply just don't remember, lotta shits been happening recently. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 03:44 EST 21 May, 2010

Speaking of

The chicken page, I realized why I haven't done much with it (am now working on it, off my lazy behind to get me some Chicken) is that the encyclopidic looking thing on the right doesn't fit with a page about a PETA poster/handout asking people to become involved in the chicken campaign. Can we huff the bar and play with it from there (I thought that this month wasn't a boring very exciting! encyclopedic style page, but a more open format)? Thanks. I must sign off soon, chicken dinner awaits (soy chicken!) Al des chains 16:16 20 5 mmx

I think that may be a good idea. I'd still like to utilize the picture though, I think it's kinda funny. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:14 EST 20 May, 2010

FYI

I have Read your submission and have recorded my first impressions. (I used helium balloons to make my voice more hilarious for the recordings.) Soon I will review the history and other stuff & junk to finalize a score for you and the other contestants. That is all.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 May 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)

Sorry to be a bore

...but this is unacceptable. I appreciate your efforts as we all do, but you can't leave a review with a booking on it like this. Please don't let it happen again. --Chiefjustice3DS 22:16, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about that, I meant to unbook that review, but I've been in the middle of an international shitstorm the last week or so. I'm in Budapest, Hungary right now and I haven't had sufficient access to my computer for the last 5 days or so, and before that I was busy preparing to travel to Europe. I'm going to be absent much of June, so I probably won't get many reviews in until at least August July (sf13 2 jun). -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 09:36 Budapest, Hun 2 Jun, 2010

Frat

Enjoy Europe. Hopefully you will have time off from studies and duties to actually enjoy the cities and other areas you find yourself in. Lots of R&R. And of course I'll keep the frat afloat. Glad to do so, and thanks for asking. We'll get some good things going, and you can check from time to time. I would think Chicken should be kept open even as we work on another page, as if we really shape it up it can be really good. Enjoy! Al des chains 17:00 2 6 mmx

Thanks dude, much appreciated -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:07 Budapest 2 Jun, 2010

USS Charter Members

Obviously you can change this to whatever you want, but I was adding up my points and realized there wasn't a category to justify getting 2 points for being here the first month. So I added Charter Members to User:Skinfan13/Upsilon Sigma Sigma/Special Points to explain it. Do with it as you will. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:53, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

this seems appropriate enough *waves hand in a kingly gesture in your general direction* -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:26 Budapest, 4 Jun, 2010
Gosh! Did you know my lifetime goal has been to one day have skinfan13 wave a hand in a kingly gesture in my general direction? My life is now complete! Now where's the booze so I can drink and celebrate? That's my other lifetime goal. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:23, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review Tag

I hope you don't mind but I stole borrowed your template model to use as the basis for mine. If that isn't kosher with you, let me know and I'll promptly return said merchandise to you. If you want to inspect my failed attempt at making it my own, it's right here. --John Lydon 18:23, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

seems alright to me! To be honest, I borrowed some of the code for my tag as well, so I think it would be a little hypocritical of my to say you couldn't use it. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:45 Budapest, 5 Jun, 2010
That picture is disgusting! Both of those girls are wearing clothes! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:25, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
Just wanted to make sure it was okay. I don't need the VMI showing up on my doorstep one day. --John Lydon 21:12, June 6, 2010 (UTC)

Sir?!? Excuse me sir???

7079-main Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Very nice job so far, I like how that's shaping up. I may even add a little later tonight! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 20:08 Budapest, Hungary 20 Jun, 2010
Cool. We should try to get more done before UN:CW starts.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 01:08 (UTC)
Oh man, I didn't even realize this was coming up. We'll have to organize a USS portion, maybe a re-write per active member? who knows. I'll be dropping back in tonight to start working on Taco with you guys. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 12:23 Budapest, Hungary 23 Jun, 2010

Chicken

Hi, and I hope things are going well. Are you back from Europe, and did you meet with Cheddar when you were there? Ptok? European women?!! The format of the large print on Chicken, the changes you made scrunched the lines up on my laptop, it does those overlapping things. So different screens will see different things on this one. Did it look real bad on your screen, or just a little out of line? I won't try to tweek it until I hear from you, maybe just a couple of lines in between the lettering would do it. Thanks, and I've kept out of Taco so far, and will check in on that at some point. Bean tacos are my faves! Aleister 17:30 22 6 MMX

Yeah it was really messed up on my screen. I think reducing the size is the best option so that everyone is happy. I'm still in Budapest for another week or so, and I'm writing a big policy paper at the moment, but I should start to delve back into the mix here. I'll work on the formatting issues a bit more, drop back in and let me know how they end up. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 12:21 Budapest, Hungary 23 Jun, 2010
How is byyyyyuuuuudapest? It's a very pretty city--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 05:04, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Budapest has been awesome, as has all of Hungary. Sadly I'm due to go home on Wednesday, but its been a lot of fun here! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:21 Budapest, Hungary 26 Jun, 2010

Thankies

Piss

Thanks!

I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier!

My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 03:52, July 01 2010 UTC

You thought I forgot?

Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 1 July 2010

GREETINGS MORTAL

Is there anything wrong with the tone of my article on Foreign Accent Syndrome? I want it to be subtle, surreal, absurd, and a little stupid, but is it OKAY? I'm not good at subtle.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag

I'll give it a look over sometime tonight. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:41 EST 3 July, 2010

Redskins

I just recently realized that the 'Skin' in your name indicates your fanhood of the Washington Redskins. Are you, perchance interested in fantasy football? We've already got the 12 needed people (we have 13, actually), but if you want to join I'll expand the league to 14, provided everyone else is fine with that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:46, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yea I did fantasy football on the NFL's official site four years in a row a while ago. I haven't done it the last two years, but I'd like to get back into it, so sure! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:39 EST 3 July, 2010
Excellent! Just follow the link to the forum topic, and sign up to make it official. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:27, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Upsilon Sigma Sigma

Hi Skin! Greetings! Al-in-chains ordered me at Nerf gun point to join Upsilon Sigma Sigma. I told him to put the piece away, cause I'd be happy to join. Where do I sign in blood? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:02, Jul 4

User:Skinfan13/Upsilon_Sigma_Sigma#This_Month.27s_Pledges:_June.2C_2010, this ought to do it. Prepare yourself, the initiation is grueling and begins at dawn. I recommend drinking lots of water. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:25 EST 4 July, 2010

Your ban

I saw your UGOTM nomination and my computer exploded, hence you deserved to be paradoxically punished with an impossibly timed ban. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:59, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Greetings mortal?

Hello? You must be busy.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 16:02, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Yea I'm sorry, I'm currently trying to straighten out work issues with my boss. I'll drop you a line when I'm finished. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:59 EST 6 July, 2010

Talrom sgniteerg?

Thanks for the feedback. By the way, I wasn't done with the History section, I just haven't finished it yet.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 20:07, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome, I'd be happy to do a full review later if that's what you want. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:32 EST 8 July, 2010

Whirligig Rolex rewarded. . .

. . .to you for an amazing pee review. I don't mean the score, I mean the detail of data you present and the ideas you suggest. You pee-reviewed my Dreaming quite awhile back, and changed the entire page with your suggestions. I will also use this one well, and your additions-suggestions seem perfect. More later, as I just logged in and got caught up in other stuff and have to log out. Thanks for the spelling fixes, I don't think I would have caught any of those. The first pic was left by that salesman pawning himself off as a user, he uploaded the pic to in all likelihood promote his product so I took it and captioned it on his talk page. And no, the link lacking wasn't on purpose, I just didn't focus on links as yet. Thank you very much for your words which will make it a much better page. I hope for your sake that LeBron James quits basketball tonight and announces that he has signed as a WR with the 'skins. Al 19:28 8 7 MMX

You're welcome! And I agree, Lord knows, the skins need a good WR :/ -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 15:31 EST 8 July, 2010
Just sat with the intro to Rolex for an hour and a half, tweeking, erasing, reworking, word by word, and then the second paragraph wrote itself in about a minute. I wish I had a sweet smelling cigarette right now so I could laugh and laugh and laugh. Al 20:04 10 7 p.s. I actually watched the LeBron James show, and laughed and . . .
That's pretty damn funny! When you're completely satisfied with the article drop me a line and I'll add it to VFH for you. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 20:01 EST 10 July, 2010
It picked up an unexpected nom from Multiliteralist, and I'm glad I've been working links into it and spruced it up per your suggestions today. Thanks for all the help and offer to nom. Thought that counts. Back to the pee review, I am semi-ashamed to admit I've never really read much of Douglas Adams outside of his book on endangered species, which I loved. His writing never appealed to me in the past, and I haven't given him a chance in a long time. I missed the chance to see him in the mid-'90s because nobody told me he was appearing at a local bookstore. Al 22:22 11 7
Damn! I would have given a lot to talk with him. Brilliantly mental that one, as the Brits would say :D I highly recommend the HHGTTG. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 02:34 EST 12 July, 2010

Albert Haynesworth

I've moved it to here because the construction tag has expired, but since you're a trusted user and the article shows promise it's too good to be deleted. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:57, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Very well, I guess I got a little caught up with stuff and forgot about poor Fat Albert... thanks! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 09:19 EST 9 July, 2010

Yet Another Worthless Award

Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:28, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Virginia

About you wanting to revert my edits, I am okay with that, but don't make it overly stupid (Ex. the porn industry. Pullease!) Yet, I have to give props with the marijuana as a cash crop; I laughed about that a few times.

--Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 20:52, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

You, personally, averted the Apocalypse

Post-Post-feature

Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:59, Jul 15

UnNews:NY Yankees compared to Nazis

My UnNews of today, extrapolating Tim McCarver's remarks on Saturday, is a stub that needs a real sports fan like you to pull it in a few additional directions, if you feel inclined to. Spıke ¬ 14:43 19-Jul-10

I can definitely give it a look. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:23 EST 19 Jul, 2010

Rev. Zim has brought it beyond stubbiness with a masterful Nazi photo Shoop. The problem with this article was, and is, that the two paragraphs that simply recapitulate reality are as big as the part that actually plays with the truth. You're still welcome to see what you can add to it. Spıke ¬ 03:09 20-Jul-10

Pee Queue thing

So yeah, at least one person has bitched in the forums that the queue is getting lengthy - it must be time for action! I'm respectfully requesting that every active peeing member do one or two reviews this week to hammer that sucker right down. You may already have done some, I'm just copy/pasintg this message on to your page, so don't feel slighted, just feel I'm lazy - you'll be right. But if you haven't done any, do you think you could rattle a review or two off this week? Let's show 'em what we can do when we can be arsed! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:39, Jul 19

I'll try and get around to it. If the one I tagged a while ago is still there I'll do that one. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:23 EST 19 Jul, 2010

Talking of pee thing's, thanks again

Because of your very good review full of great suggestions, Rolex ran today on the front page. Couldn't have passed the time of day there without you. It ran like clockwork! Very appreciated. Aleister 2:45 21 7

Little late, but you're very welcome :) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 22:31 EST 28 July, 2010

Weird

Heres the thing about your idea about the high school misfit.

Thats me...sorta. It's perfect for me. I think it's a great idea and i hope i can help it out with a perfect point view...

Ok it's not me, but still, i believe I'm the youngest in the group...or the site for that matter, I'm nearly 15.

So i really want to know more on this group and if you can give me some info on my talk.

Thanks for excepting me!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:30, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

accepting lol and you're welcome :) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 22:48 EST 28 July, 2010


...excepting...accepting...excepting...accepting...the both sound the same...although you sound right...
Whatever, anyways i did read the page, but that was like a month ago when i registered for USS, so i forgot most and i prefer quick rundowns like the one you gave. Anyways two things.
1. I did write a requested article a while ago "100 worst laws", funny, i thought i came up with it myself, then i find that everyone wants it. But it got huffed...does that still count?
2. I did 3 reviews...although one really shouldn't count, and yet another is asking for a re-review, because he wants another point of view.

O.k that's all, and thanks for actually replying on my page! Most people ignore that i asked them. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:07, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Only one of those reviews was considered in-depth, so you only get one point.--HM (T)
Yup, what HELPME said above, only in-depth reviews count. Keep track of this link to see whether your reviews were judged in-depth or not. The article you wrote that got huffed I'm inclined to say didn't count. That contingency doesn't exist in the USS rules yet, so I'll add it in a second. Sorry about the lack of points :/ And you're welcome about the talk page. I usually respond on my own talk page, but I've been known to make exceptions :) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 23:54 EST 28 July, 2010

You still around?

Haven't seen you around the site as often as I use to--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:01, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I'm still out and about, I've just been working a lot this month. Once I get back to school in August I should be on here a lot more. It's just been a busy summer is all. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:21 EST 29 July, 2010

Fnord

... was rewritten by whatshisname from that one contest awhile back when people got money & stuff. I know 'cause I judged his section... even though it didn't count. (If no one's gonna link stuff I'm not gonna bother to either.) I think his article should be an offshoot of the old main Fnord article, which in my opinion could use a bit of a clean-up. I nominate you to do it. Symbol for vote For. Tag, you're it.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:12 (UTC)

I may find myself with an extra hour or so later today, I'll look into it. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 14:40 EST 30 July, 2010
I am completely free of responsibilities for at least an hour, maybe more at this point, I'll look over it and do some copy-editing. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:10 EST 31 July, 2010
LOL, ok, I didn't realize how far off-track the article was, this is going to take some serious re-writing I think. SF13 a few minutes later

Pee Review please?

Since you helped me with the article with your feedback, would you mind reviewing it?--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 03:16, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

I can probably get around to it in the next day or two. I'm going to be focusing on some other stuff for tonight and I work pretty much all day tomorrow. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 01:15 EST 2 Aug, 2010

Anal sex

Since the failed VFH nomination of anal sex in mid-July, I've taken to fixing up the page. ChiefjusticeDS got around to reviewing it, scoring it 42/50 and making a number of recommendations. I've taken his suggestions to heart and improved the page in the areas he pointed out. The fact that it scored so well on Pee Review, combined with my personal opinion that it's a pretty good article, is causing me to ask: What made you vote against it? If there were any changes that could be made that would turn it into an article you could support, what would they be? --Andorin Kato 18:57, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

my bad, let me finish up what I was doing really quick and I'll get back to you in a few minutes. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 15:10 EST 3 Aug, 2010
Well, to be honest, I thought that the subject matter and the picture were a little too strong for the front page, which I personally think should be held to at least a modicum of NSFW courtesy for one thing. Secondly, and much like Hyperbole mentions in his against vote, the initial concept of describing anal sex, the act of sticking things into someones pooper, as something clean while making a running pun on the term 'anal-retentive' is smile-inducing, but it isn't enough for a running gag for an entire article. These three things would make me vote against again if I saw it on VFH a second time. Its not that it isn't a good article, it's well written, but VFH isn't recognition of good articles, it's getting stuff on the front page for people to read it. Yeah that implies the article featured should be good, but not all good articles should be featured. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 15:22 EST 3 Aug, 2010
So essentially an article about anal sex is too NSFW to feature on the front page, no matter its content? --Andorin Kato 19:37, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
To be fair, I only voted in favor of featuring one of them, the howto, and that one was much more subtle. I voted against half of those for the reasons I gave above. I'm also allowed to vote as I see fit anyways. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:17 EST 3 Aug, 2010

Contest Today

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister today

Thanks

. . .for your month-vote for Rolex. I'd already used up my 10 votes by the time I thought about voting for it, so you are left holding the Rolex fort all by yourself! Appreciated. It was a good page, and became much better from following your pee review. Al 19:26 5 8

What can I say I enjoyed it :) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 15:56 EST 5 Aug, 2010

Well played, sir,

well played with the FA template on Star Wars (2010). Good work—appreciate it! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:54 5 Aug 2010]

Thanks! The idea came to me when I thought about the death star engulfed in lensflare. A little photoshop work later and we have just that. </nerd> lol -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 18:07 EST 5 Aug, 2010

Your draft pick is up

Don't be nosey, pick fast!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Aug 2010 ~ 01:38 (UTC)

Your turn again, son.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:47, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Hurry up or I'll break out the the Vuvuzelas!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Aug 2010 ~ 04:20 (UTC)
Your draft pick is up again, time for the third nostril.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Aug 2010 ~ 22:04 (UTC)
User_talk:Skinfan13#Your_draft_pick_is_up,_again.

Nom

Skin, thank you, I just saw your nom and that was a surprise and a humbling write-up. I voted for and support Sims, she and all those other guys nommed are way overdue for this award. But your thoughts and nom are very appreciated. Thanks again. Aleister 13:23 8 8

You're welcome. You do a lot of good unrecognized work on VFD, I think that definitely deserves some sort of shout out. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 22:23 EST 8 Aug, 2010

What is UnReviews?

Don't we already have pee review?--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 03:23, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh you'll see :) I don't want to ruin it. A new project idea I'm cooking up, and it has nothing to do with pee review. On a slightly related note, I know I said I would review your article for you, and I will. I may even get to it tonight, but I will certainly start by tomorrow since I have the day off. This idea I'm working on is just too much fun at the moment for me to put it down. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 23:25 EST 8 Aug, 2010
I've been toying with the idea of reviewing movies based solely on their previews (again; -- it's an old idea but fun nonetheless). Maybe this can be incorporated into your new insightful thing?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Aug 2010 ~ 22:07 (UTC)
Yeah, I think that could definitely find a home at UnReviews -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 18:39 EST 9 Aug, 2010

UnReviews

Dunno if this will be helpful, but: If you make sure that all UnReview reviews are in a category (for example the imaginative "UnReview" category} you can use {{PAGESINCAT:UnReview}} to automatically show how many reviews there are (to replace the static number you have on the homepage at the moment). Just thought that might be of use...I realise now that's a fairly insignificant thing I noticed. Ah well. Have a milkshake. —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:55 9 August 2010]

No that's great stuff! I'd actually really appreciate if you would go ahead and do that for me, I'm currently working on formatting the library (browse by category list). -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:56 EST 9 Aug, 2010
Done. What I've done is added to the Create an UnReview button thing is a preload and an editintro, which you can edit if you wish. The preload field (found here is what will automatically be inserted into the editing box. The editintro field allows you to provide help and advice above the editbox (if you so wish) by editing here. The preload is quite useful. I've just added the Category:UnReviews to it, so that the user will automatically start with his page being included in the category (allowing it to be counted on the UnReviews homepage). You may also want to add an UnReviews template to this preload page and possibly some tips on what to do in comments? —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:19 9 August 2010]
On second thoughts have changed the category to Category:UnReviews Reviews in the preload (couldn't think of anything more elegant) so that only actual review pages will be counted on the homepage. Good luck! —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:21 9 August 2010]
Thanks a bunch! I'll play around with it in a little bit after I'm done creating all of the subpages on the portal. I'm almost done -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 15:23 EST 9 Aug, 2010
No doubt you'll get round to this, but may I suggest that that bar of links on UnReviews mainpage (About, Questions, Request a Review etc.) you make into a template and slap atop all UnReviews pages. Sorry to meddle. I shall get back to my life. —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:28 9 August 2010]
It's not meddling, I love suggestions and help. Actually, I was going to do a HowTo style template instead of the UnScripts style header. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:34 EST 9 Aug, 2010
Oh, how do you mean? —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:54 9 August 2010]
It will probably take a friggin long time, but I was going to make a simple small template to go on the top right of each UnReview page that is kind of like {{template:HowTo}}, but also include the 5 star rating the review gives. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:59 EST 9 Aug, 2010
Oh good idea. And that shouldn't be that difficult, just have 6 images (0 stars to five stars) which can then be somehow selected by the template...actually that could be tricky. Might be easier to have a bar showing a percentage or out of 10 rating. Or you could have a table with five boxes which could be either blank or gold (to represent stars). But what I was talking about was a header for all the UnReview pages associated with the homepage. Not actual UnReviews themselves, but the help pages, the advice pages etc. Would just make navigation easier. —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:16 9 August 2010]
Yea, that actually makes a ton of sense. I can just copy and paste the code though, no big deal. Thanks for the suggestion (again lol). As for the template, I already have an idea of how to make it work. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 16:20 EST 9 Aug, 2010
Okay! —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:36 9 August 2010]
Ahh! I remember why I thought that that links header (About, questions etc) should be a template. You're probably, at some point, going to want to edit it (Add a link, remove a link, change a link, change the format...) which will be a real bitch if you've got to edit the code on each individual page. That's why I suggest you just simply copy the current code you have into a template and put that on the pages where you need it. Trust me, from my unlimited experience in creating pointless usergroups, it becomes a serious bitch when you want to change links that appear on all pages and you haven't created a template.
Also, I think the featured UnReview's image should not be in thumb format with a quote, and should just be an image (similar to the style featured artciles on the mainpage are presented). And there was something else, but I forget what. Also if you're gonna need help with the maintenance of this, I'd be honoured if I could help you. I like helping with new projects and such like. I'll get back to you when I remember that one other thing I meant to say, but forgot. Damn memory. —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:32 9 August 2010]

DRAFT!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:07, August 10, 2010 (UTC)


Also, since each star rating has a different template, could you not have some statistic thing to show what the average rating is? Or in the library section maybe it would be nice to browse by star rating? —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:13 10 August 2010]

Pictures

Theroadhaley

Will this work? -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:05, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hello! So I've been working on a graphic for that template you spoke of but because it is so tiny, everything pixelates out of identifiability (surely I just made that there word up). And then I saw that you were using that logo thingy, which looks quite good. Perhaps we should keep it as is. Unless anyone has a suggestion of a smaller simple symbol. Also, and this might be too tricky again due to size and pixelation, but why don't you use potatoes instead of stars? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:33, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for all the work, I'd like to see the picture if that's alright, but to be honest I think the template is alright as is. As for potatoes, well, yellow stars are more visually interesting, noticeable, and well-recognized as a rating symbol. Although potatoes would add more in-site humor, I think the stars are the best way to go. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 16:51 EST 11 Aug, 2010
Unfortunately, the pixelation made me have a hissy fit and delete the .psd file so the picture is gone. I'll have another go though. I agree that the template looks great though regardless of potatoes. Unreviews seems to be coming along nicely, well done. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:59, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks! Yeah, I think we should just go ahead and leave the template the way it is for now, we can revisit it again down the road if we need to when and if UnReviews becomes popular. Speaking of 'road,' I'm currently making the first real UnReview article about the movie The Road. Do you think you could quickly whip up a picture of Haley Joel Osmet photoshopped into a frame from the movie where the boy is with the father? That would be uber awesome. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:07 EST 11 Aug, 2010
Sure, I have not seen the movie though (we only get new releases several years after they cease to be new here in South Africa). So if you could just give me a link to a pic I could use that would speed things up considerably. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:16, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, sure thing. I'll post the link here as soon as I find one that I want. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 17:19 EST 11 Aug, 2010
Ok, so either this one: [1] or this one: [2] would be good. -SF13 17:21
yeah, that's some good work! Thanks! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 20:15 EST 11 Aug, 2010

Sonje, you're from SA? —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:54 13 August 2010]

I am indeed Yettie, why do you ask? -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:00, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
I'm half south african. My dad was born there but moved to the UK during the apartheid. —FUCK YOU WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:45 13 August 2010]

Thanks!

I am eternally grateful! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:36, 10 August 2010

Bettie reminds you it's your turn to draft again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:45, August 10, 2010 (UTC)


WTF?

Hey, I replied about the Virginia edits. Why did you revert them?

--Gamma287. Click here for his talk. (Unless you're a vandal.) 20:25, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Because you clearly said you didn't mind if I did, I think my original version is better and I spent a LOT of time rewriting that entire article. I realize I don't own the article, but please be respectful of the work I did at the same time. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 17:53 EST 10 Aug, 2010


What Can I Say, I Like Being Difficult

So UnReviews is fantastic. Just wondering, can video games be reviewed? And not just any games but NES and SNES games? My dirty little secret is that I play NES and SNES games religiously and would love to review some of them. What do you say??? --John Lydon 17:29, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

Absolutely! I'll add sub-section to "products" in the UnReviews library for you. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:07 EST 11 Aug, 2010
Sweet. I'm off to pick a game from my library. --John Lydon 18:33, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Might I suggest Duck Hunt? -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:40 EST 11 Aug, 2010
I went with something I thought would be more appropriate for a "Retro Review". If you have a few minutes, I have most of the first level review complete if you want to look it over. I've never done a review before, so feel free to pick it apart. Be sure to check out the tag line at the top, I kind of like it. --John Lydon 13:33, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

LensFlareMadness.png

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:57 11 Aug 2010]

UnReviews is interesting

because it allows you to parody reviewers and media at the same time. Here, what do you think of this? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:06 12 Aug 2010]

Robert E. Lee

The second maintenance tag on this one expired and it is by virtue of your good conduct and writing ability that you are not presently banned for vexing me. You will now find the article here. Complete it please or revert to the prior version and return it to mainspace. --Chiefjustice3DS 17:50, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Your draft pick is up, again

Fnord!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 22:07 (UTC)

And Yet Again

So yeah, make your pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:26, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Again, agains!

Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick! Draft pick!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Aug 2010 ~ 21:00 (UTC)

That thing agains

So I totally understand your Username now...

Anyone who picks up Portis AND Moss must like the skins. So, are you a hopefull skins fan, or one like me- bitter and cynical? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 01:53, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

lol, yeah probably a little of both. I'd say I'm a realistic skins fan. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 23:38 EST 15 Aug, 2010
The good news is that you guys now have a quarterback. Unlike my 49ers...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:18, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, your name isn't about masturbating 13 year olds? I've been way off then... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:22, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

You're Up Again

Though most of the Redskins players worth taken have been had already, unfortunately. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:32, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

no its ok, I got mostly who I needed from them -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 21:07 EST 17 Aug, 2010


UnReview Category

Can we add a video game category? I put this in the product category because I didn't know what else to do with it. --John Lydon 18:10, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:41, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

cool, I'll take care of that shortly. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 19:02 EST 20 Aug, 2010

Just a quick thanks..

No template, but thanks for your vote and nomination on Propaganda:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:46, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

No problem, its a great article! -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 12:48 EST 21 Aug, 2010


That thing again

Were you pick your draft.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 06:30 (UTC)

You're up again. Also, I've been watching the repeat of the Redskin's preseason game against Baltimore this morning, and their D's been looking really good. Just saying. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
Redskins D is always a good bet for fantasy -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 11:39 EST 23 Aug, 2010

You. draft. agains.

 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Aug 2010 ~ 20:09 (UTC)

& AgAiNs!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Aug 2010 ~ 06:44 (UTC)
Again Again!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Aug 2010 ~ 23:45 (UTC)


You are up for your last pick

Make it a good one.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Sep 2010 ~ 01:43 (UTC)

will do, thanks -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:44 EST 1 Aug, 2010

UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Review

Reviewed The Road here.--Some_idiot.png (CUN) 21:37, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

MINDFUCK

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:57, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ryan Grant is out for the year

I'll trade you Ricky Williams for either Santana Moss or Austin Collie. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

I might take that into consideration. I'm going to see how I can do through waivers first. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 1205 EST 15 Sept, 2010
Whelp, the best you'll get on waivers are the likes of low-tier backup runners. Guys like Steve Slaton, Chester Taylor, Tashard Choice, etc. Ricky Williams, on the other hand, will see 35% to 55% percent of his team's carries in any given week, and could prove to be especially useful down the stretch given Ronnie Brown's injury history. I know you probably don't want to be out of a starting receiver, but it's a lot better than being out of a starting back, especially considering that the crop of WRs left (guys like Massaquoi, Edelman, and Kevin Walter) is a lot stronger than the crop of RBs left. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:33, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
See, I'm a big fan of mutually beneficial trades, because otherwise people don't trade with me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:35, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
While I appreciate the offer, I was able to snag a starting back off of waivers. Maybe the next time I have a season ending injury I'll give you a call :) -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 1439 EST 15 Sept, 2010
Ah, I see. I don't really buy the Brandon Jackson hype, though, but I certainly can't fault your or call that a bad decision. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:00, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

If your a Skinfan, are you a Dancefan?

hope so cause thats what your getin'.

WOOHOOWOOHOOHOO

Party on! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

Frat prat

Did you see Chicken was featured? Yesterday. Yay Chicken. I think all the frats pages have been featured now. I'll help, and Black Flamingo and I discussed just letting the frat keep working on "Weird" for awhile. I hope your busyness is going well, and you come back from time to time. Give yourself a template for Chicken, and does Palzuri get credit on that one too? Enjoy. Aleister 1:52 30 9

Skinfan, you're back (at least for a few minutes?) Thanks for the vote on Dreaming, you greatly helped on that page. See about Chicken? You get at least another half of one of those points. I haven't done anything with the frat, we are still stuck on Weird as far as I know, couldn't get motivated or find an angle to jump in on that one. We need you, come back from Afganisthan or wherever they've got you. Cheers! Aleister 00:43 21 10
Yeah, I'm still at the VMI and I'm very busy, but I have a little bit of time this week to do some work around here. I'll be around, but I probably won't be motivated enough to re-start the frat. I'll probably focus on UnReviews and my other uncompleted article projects. If I find myself with even more free time (let's hope so!) I'll get to work on USS. Cheers! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2049 EST 20 Oct, 2010
Good to see you back. Yeah, the frat has a great feature track record, I think all are pages have been on main. Black Flamingo and I discussed letting Weird stay under construction while also putting up another page to play with too. Your thoughts on that, when you have time? Thanks, and good luck this week and into the f-u-t-u-r-e. Aleister 00:53 21 10
I think that's a good idea, weird is a tough one. It's not in my character to admit defeat, so lets just keep that one as a side project. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2107 EST 20 Oct, 2010
Coolness and all that stuff. What is our next project then? I have no idea if any have even been nommed. Do you have one you really want to do? I don't know if you saw MadMax's contest, it was for articles from most wanted pages. Just occurred. I think Lyrtheria won three categories, and Ptok tied for one. Aleister 1:41 22 10
Blockbuster appears to be the leading nomination right now, I think we could produce something funny out of that. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2143 EST 21 Oct, 2010

Upsilon Sigma Sigma

I recently noticed your writing group and linked it on UN:REQ. If there's anything I can do for the project, I'd be glad to help. MadMax 21:01, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

MUCH THANKS

Christopher-Monckton112

Lord Christopher Monckton finally discovers Greenland. Although he totally denies ever being featured in Uncyclopedia, but he appreciates the sentiment and does thank you for voting.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:16, Oct 23

Yo.

Hug
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug ...just 'cause. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

Keep being wonderful, squishy. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101024 - 23:12 (UTC)

Blockbuster

Do you have something in mind for the direction of the page from where it's at now? I was thinking of just popping into a whole new point of view, the guy starts to talk to Janet, and play on from there. Maybe at the end the guy taking the tour can actually rob the place, tie the two of them up in the back room, and steal lots of Disney and Pixar films. Thanks for everything too, on the VFH room. Did you read California Marijuana Initiative? That's the one I'm whoring a read-for now, although in your case it may be a touchy subject, being a member of the oppressing army and all (although I did try to balance it out). Happy Halloween, and hopefully you will have many parties to go to there in Afganistan, sandy but Halloweeney. Aleister 22:01 30 10

I'm kinda busy with school right now, so I haven't been too active the past few days, I should be back into the swing of things on Wednesday. I'll pop on over to blockbuster then. I'll cruise the marijuana page and give my thoughts on VFH right now though, I've got that much time :) -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 1128 EST 1 Nov, 2010
Thanks for looking at and voting for Calif. Mar. Ini. The issue will be decided today, and it doesn't look real good for passage. But I'll update the page once the vote is counted. I'm going to have to look at Blockbuster myself again, it's been a few days. It probably needs at least one or two more main topics weaved through it so it's not a one-joke page, maybe the mafia founding and owning it, and one other. Talk with you here when your schoolwork lightens. Thanks again! Aleister 12:58 2 11


Weird this should be featured

Congrats, frat master, Weird has been featured. The principal authors, Black Flamingo, Lyrthya, and myself, pay thee honor and bring to you another frat collab feature. I think all of them have been featured now, and the current one, Blockbuster, is still a work in progress. Congrats again! And I hope all goes well with you. Aleister 3:24 29 11


Feature this, please

I've written a game review of UnReviews:Seven Kingdoms Conquest and put it on VFH. As you can see, it's not doing too well over there, but one user had hinted this could get featured on the UnReviews page. As this is probably one of the first video game reviews posted on UnReviews, I was wondering if you could feature it. If not, tell me why and I'll work upon it. --Scofield 14:48, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

did some copy-editing for you. Took out some minor things, added a few others here and there. Overall a pretty good UnReview. Congratulations on being the featured UnCritic of January, 2011! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:55 EST 15 January 2011

Participation Template

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:27, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

You're back

Thank goddess. The frat house has big holes where smaller holes used to be, and spiders and rats have replaced the roaches and mice. Did you go on deployment (you couldn't tell us if you did, classefried, but I hope the bearded guy didn't put up too much of a fight when you singlehandidly stormed his cave)? As far as I know the frat is still working on Blockbuster, although, if I remember right, everything else we've done has been featured. Welcome! Aleister 12:50 15 1 '11

p.s. Oh, the big news this week is Funnybony left, unless he's just in need of a rest after writing 310 articles.
Wow? Funnybony? I wouldn't have guessed. I've just been really busy with real life stuff. I actually won't be deployed for probably another two to three years. Right now I'm preparing to go to LDAC this summer. I also kind of just needed a little break from Uncyclopedia, it was taking up a bunch of time, I was getting burned out etc, etc. So now I'm refreshed and ready to destroy write some great pages! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 14:35 EST 15 JAN 2011
I read up on LDAC, it looks very interesting and should be some great scenery. Hopefully you will have your evenings open for townie visits. And thank you, very much, for your vote on WotY. That means a lot, and almost no words to convey. Much appreciated. I hope that at least the three of us tie, Sog and Mhallie, jeez, I feel like I'm in an all star game with Ruth and DiMaggio. Sports metaphors downwind, too bad about your Redskins this year. I don't follow the game closely, although I'll catch the playoffs from time to time. Today's Packers-Falcons game should be interesting, as would a Packers-Bears playoff next week if things fall like that. And Funnybony, yeah, I hope he's only taking a break and then gets itchy in a couple of weeks when he makes up an odd angle on some news story and just has to share it here. He was maybe doing too much, and getting some negative blowback, so a "vacation" could do him well. Thanks again! Now I guess we should finalize Blockbuster, have you checked it out yet? Aleister 22:42 15 1 '11
Yeah, I took a look at it, lots of good work has been going into that. I'll be sure to make some additions of my own tomorrow. I'm also starting up UnReviews again as that didn't gain too much traction while I was away. I also started to make a U.S. Army article. It's in my userspace, so hopefully I can crank that out over the next few days. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:03 EST 16 JAN 2011

Interesting American football results all around. The build-up to the Packers-Bears game should be epic all around Lake Michigan. They haven't met in a playoff since 1941. I want to look at the army page soon, that should be a work from the heart. On Earth on the top ten, many pages are at the misfortune of being up against a few local memes and some other well-written illustrated pages. My best stuff, at least in my opinion, never made the top three of the month, so is left to linger in nil-zone obscurity. And of my favorite pages this year, Lyrt's Protagonist, also didn't make the cut. I do try to link Earth into as many of my articles as possible, and that opening pic is beautiful (and sad too as I always notice when looking at space pics of Earth how Marslike our soil has become, at an accelerating rate. People are almost morons when it comes to their food intake, which is destorying the Earth. Hmmmm, you know what, I'll do an UnNews just to unload my frustration at that. Will start it now, thanks for the inspiration! Aleister 13:00 17-1-'11

Bears-Packers is going to be a great game. I hope the Jets make it to the Superbowl too, I hate the Steelers and I couldn't be happier that the Pats lost. I'm disappointed that Earth is currently tied for second most hated article of 2010 [/sarcasm], but I'm just glad I wrote a piece considered good enough for top 3 of a month. I'm not sure what overall tone I want for the Army article yet, so I'm not really writing any more until I figure it out. What do you think of the table on the page? -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 08:12 EST 17 JAN 2011
Very good table, I like real history mixed with satire (and since I've elected the current Emperor, upheld after a discussion with the page's creator, it's nice to see that story linked). I see you are voting on VFH pages, have you read my HowTo:Go into the light? I hope you like it when you take a look. The football results were perfect, and I'll be hoping for a Jets win too. If they win any Superbowl match-up would make for a good game. Pittsburgh does nothing for me. Congrats on the Army page, it feels like a real good one (I won't read it until its done or almost done, but look forward to doing so). Enjoy. Aleister 2:00 18-1-'11

UnNews:Greenland secedes from Denmark, world doesn't care

What's the big idea? this story seems to have run last spring! Spıke ¬ 13:49 20-Jan-11

It was my entry in the last PLS. It was moved into my userspace for the competition and was never mainspaced. -SF13 1040

Okay, it has the 5-Spot on the Front Page for a while. But it will never appear in Recent news because nowdays that goes by page creation date. Spıke ¬ 16:07 20-Jan-11

Wait, does the template auto-populate itself now? -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 1326 EST 20 JAN 2011
There are at least two templates about that... one is automatical, the... er, automatical one. One isn't! *throws up arms unhelpfully and wanders off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:33, 20 January 2011

It auto-populates when I add the template because you didn't. But it still no longer shows up in Recent news. Your explanation also explains why your UnNews observes the Style Guide as of last May. For example, we no longer introduce people in boldface, based on a vote in the Forum; fixed now. Spıke ¬ 19:08 20-Jan-11

Excellente, muchas gracias. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 1603 EST 19 JAN 2011

Moon

Nice work, a great metaphor. Socky nommed it, and the war goes public! One idea, maybe you can divide the lead into two or three paragraphs, the size of that block rivals the moon itself. By coincidence I've been reading/viewing some of the fear that, judging by the moon's position, the Earth has turned on its axis and the media is covering it up, funny as most other conspiracy theories put together. And a great discovery, if you enjoy quantum science and physics, CERN has a blog now, "Quantum Diaries", that hopes to bring together the world's leading physicists in a blog! Aleister 11:21 21-1-'11

Blockbuster

Thanks for voting for and liking Kitten Cookbook. Makes me feel all giggly like a girl. Hee, hee, (blush blush) hee. I saw your name pass by, and even earlier I wondered where you think Blockbuster is at in terms of pees or noms or VFD? The frat has a 100 per cent record so far, so you created a very successful group indeed. Aleister 3:30 24-1-'11

aww, I'm blushing! Yeah, I'm proud of the good work we've accomplished so far, I'm now in the process of contemplating ways to make UnReviews more popular... I've been meaning to add another section to Blockbuster, but I'm pretty happy with the job you all have done. I need to figure out a way to message all the members better, because it's pretty difficult right now. Anyways, at this point we need to work on the queue and decide what to do next, cause I think we've milked Blockbuster for all its worth at this point. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2241 EST 23 JAN 2011
Sounds gooth. Maybe you can put it up for pee or just nom it after a good edit sweep. Even if it's on VFH you can still add the section you thought of onto it. What's next? Maybe we should hold off until after Poo Lit has run to its ugly writing deadline, the 31st, and look at February as a time to do a new page. Black Flamingo is a genius, just sayin'. Have you see his new Baby TV page? Signing off for now, good "talking" with you again. Aleister 3:51 24-1-'11

Aristotle

I have added a footnotes section and a couple of minor changes. I have no problem if you want all these reversed. As I said on the vote, the only weak bit I thought was the circus origins of Aristotle which in my view didn't really add anything to the article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:39, January 25, 2011 (UTC)

All fairly good edits, thank you! I actually changed the circus thing just now to make it seem like a more "philosophical" origin if you will. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0731 EST 25 JAN 2011
I added a couple of extra pictures and a footnote to the article. I think it is pretty good, almost of 'Wikipedian' depth on an important subject. By the way, in case you don't know, the old guy in the water is Aristotle Onassis. I haven't checked if this wiki has an article on him, he is a bit before the time of quite a few contributors here! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:36, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Another Feature request

I recently wrote my second UnReview titled UnReviews:The Simpsons Skateboarding. This game's even worse than Seven Kingdoms Conquest, and I was wondering if you could feature it this February. --Scofield 15:04, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Hi there..

Skinfan, just to let you know, it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. You are best article category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:55, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Blockbuster

Another frat triumph! I think our pages have all been featured. And as I look over the comments on this page I can't believe I didn't thank you for your vote on writer of the year, I was sure I wrote to everyone. So if I missed your page, thank you, from the bottom of my black heart, for both your vote and your continued misplaced trust in me. Extremely appreciated. Al 13:31 14-2-'11

Hey its my pleasure, you're easily the most consistently funny writer in this community. My own meager contributions don't even qualify as a match to hold light in the presence of your Aura. But seriously, well deserved! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1114 EST 14 FEB 2011
It's our best yet, you guys did a great job (I just came along at the end and added some musings). And thanks for helping make BabyTV best article in the PLS too, I've taken your advice and trimmed the opening image-barrage a little. Any idea what USS are going to do next? --Black Flamingo 22:40, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Good question, I think I'm going to send out a newsletter seeing who still wants to be active and call for nominations since the nominations page is a little, well, barren. after a week or two we'll choose a new project. I have to update all the subpages too. UGH lol -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1827 EST 14 FEB 2011

review of Ozone

Thanks a lot for the really good review. It was tough but GOOD criticism, I love seeing that. I have to say, the two of you who picked me said two totally contradictory things. You say its funny but desparately needs copy editing. Yes, it should be rewritten I agree. The thinker, says there is nothing funny about it but it was the best written anything in the whole competition. So I am left to guess that I should ask someone to copy edit it and I should add a few more punch lines. The variety of opinion! Thanks again for the really nice review! --Shabidoo 21:58, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hey no problem! The thing with getting multiple views is that two people can see the same thing in a totally different way. Just take the best of the criticism and incorporate it into your article. Or ignore it completely lol. But yeah, you're welcome :) -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1830 est 14 FEB 2011

Aristotle

It seems to be stuck on nine votes. If you know any Ancient Greeks interested in becoming contributors on this wiki, we could push it over the finishing line! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:48, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

I may be able to persuade idiocrates to vote in the Forum for Aristotle, but I hear they have a slight personal rivalry -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 0749 EST 15 FEB 2011
Perhaps the Roman anatomist Gluteus Maximus could drop by and have a look. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:10, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
Unless there is a late flurry of anti-Aristotelians signing on and voting against, looks like the old boy is going to get some recognition on this here comedy wiki! Well done!! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:52, February 18, 2011 (UTC)
Huzzah! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1835 EST 18 FEB 2011

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

UnReviews deax

I have been working on the UnReviews stuff. I found examples of stuff that relates, I was tempted to move All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Literary Criticism) to UnReviews, but opted to do a redirect instead. But I treated it like a new UnReview. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:58, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. To be honest, I've been much too busy lately IRL to be bothered with Uncyclopedia. Hopefully sometime in the future I can devote some time to this place again. Anyways, I'm glad to see that at least someone has taken an interest in UnReviews. Cheers! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1603 EST 21 April, 2011
I like the idea, and will do what I think is best, and you can corroborate or eradicate as you see fit. I am pretty easy and am learning the wiki way of collaboration more and more. IRL, I don't do much. So this is a nice escape from sitting, although, technically, I am still sitting. But now, I drink more coffee and hence increase trips to the wc. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 20:35, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

What does your sig symbolize?

It looks so...cool. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 15:38, 30 April 2011

It calls to mind that time I was backpacking through Baja California Norte, and I came across this lake at dusk, and just as the sun set, the water was so still, so grey it was like this sig, but then a car ran off the road and made a big splash. Also there were Mexicans with ponchos. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:15, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
The hopes and dreams of many. It may also be a shorthand of my username. Either or. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1225 EST 30 April 2011
Wow, that too? doubleplusgood!--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:30, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
My sig represents a lollipop. And purple. A purple lollipop. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:35, 21 May 2011
My sig represents power and awesomeness, as well as pain and misery (to my enemies).--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:51, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Woohoo...congradulations in the UnImage of the Year

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LOSER Medal 3
Congrats on placing UnImage of the Year 2011 --ShabiDOO 03:29, June 6, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, it's an honor! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 0045 EST 6 June, 2011


Hello Mr. Writer of the Year

I have an idea. We should collab on an article. One of my previous collaborations was nommed for VFH, but sadly did not get featured. I still have no features during my 9 months here. You in? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 05:06, 6 June 2011

Sure thing, it'd be a great way to jump back in to the swing of things for me. Just let me know what page you want to do and we can get started tomorrow night. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 0107 EST 6 June, 2011
Do you mind doing a page that has already been started on? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 05:13, 6 June 2011
Yeah that's fine, what'd you have in mind? -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1745 EST 6 June, 2011
Abbott and Costello. You can look through it a bit. If you don't feel like adding on to it, we can start on a fresh new article. Your pick. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:02, 7 June 2011
Will do, It's been a rough day, so I'm going to start tomorrow. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2254 EST 6 June, 2011
Same here. Internet connection going on and off, and studying. Have you read the article yet? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 03:00, 7 June 2011
Ready yet? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 00:23, 8 June 2011
I'm not incredibly knowledgeable about them, but I can certainly do some research before starting, but yes, I feel this has some true potential. I'll probably start editing sometime tonight or tomorrow night after I do some research. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 2058 EST 7 June, 2011
Go on YouTube and watch a few of their routines. Search "Who's on First". --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 01:08, 8 June 2011
yada--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:02, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
The collaboration is called off due to you being absent and Kevillips filling in for you. Sorry. Maybe next time? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:30, 12 June 2011
Sorry guys, I've been without my computer all weekend. Hit me up in the near future though! -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1737 EST 12 June, 2011
We may have to hold our collaboration for a while. I will be on vacation in mid-July, and August, so I won't be availble then. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:42, 12 June 2011

You're back, for a second

Good to "see" you again. And you're very welcome, it's about time you got wotm, lots of features and you started the frat and many other good things. Yay! As you may have seen we took many weeks of voting and long discussions, and now are doing two frat projects "Muse" and "Boyfriend". Black flamingo says people are working on them, I haven't looked yet. Am afraid too. It will take me some time to get up the nerve to look. Your job sounds fun, as the U.S. House is run by wild natives and supplicants, so I wish you luck when they hit on you. Watch out for Weiner and his camera. You can talk to Tammy Baldwin without much fear though, she's gay, unless you like it like that. Enjoy, and I hope you make it back soonest rather than sooner. Aleister 11:37 6-6-'11


Eh eh....congrats...... here's a present for you <3


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What side are you on?


65.14.147.106 14:30, July 5, 2011 (UTC)Funny ty[po"O" sex b/c it's all about the O hehehe

Adopt a noob

I heard you were good, and I have writers block. My article link: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_First_Mexican_invasion_of_America Maybe fix it up a bit and if it's not funny enough can you contribute to that please. If not, there are others who would be willing to.

Fantasy Football 2011

It's back! Go here and sign up.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:12, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

Your turn

You're up next in that Fantasy Football thingy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 1 August 2011

It's your turn again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:54, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

And yet again

Your turn. --ShabiDOO 17:14, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Draft

Hey Skinfan.Im sure you are busy right now swimming in a pool filled with german tampons...but its your turn to make a pick for the draft. Theres plenty of time for sanitary napkins later Skin :) --ShabiDOO 02:25, August 20, 2011 (UTC)

Your turn again. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:11, 20 August 2011
It's really your turn this time. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:52, 20 August 2011
ASDFJKSDJFAwekfjALWEJKFALSDJKFLFJAJASDgasdghajsdlgahwefoawhefouha3ño2w3g7qyw239apñweoduafhñ2w3hfañw93fhña92e73fg9ñaowehyfña9ow7yeñ3g9oaw7yeg9ñoa7wyheñg7we9fvoa7wye9ñ3og7yawñ93e7fygae780ñ3fyaw0ñegyfa08weyfañweyfaegyf0ñaw83fgya0ñw84gyñw0ep3gyfñaw08fgyaKFJWI·TQ·($TP$(GOPW·ehg"QT/·5824357q9283t7qawe. Oh...and its your turn again on the draft. --ShabiDOO 18:31, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Your turn again. I personally recommend Michael Crabtree, because of his humorous surname. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 28 August 2011
Sorry, I'm trying to stay crab-free at this point in my life. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1542 EST 28 Aug 2011

Problem

You've picked a player (Steve Johnson) who's already long off the board (Neox took him Round 5), go back and take someone else. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:39, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

huh, his name didn't appear in my CTRL F search. my bad. -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 1648 EST 28 Aug 2011

Its your turn

Its your turn! DRAAAFT! --ShabiDOO 21:44, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

After a slew of autopicks, you're up again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 09:02, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

On behalf of the Great Council of Footballing Uncyclopedians (GCFU),

I write to inform you that you are one of the two participants of the annual UFFL that has yet to complete your online registration. Please see that this issue is resolved with the utmost of urgency.

Sincerely,

JennygunJenny? 16:38,3September,2011

An impatient motherfucker.

Draft

Pssssss...you're it! --ShabiDOO 22:49, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

and again --ShabiDOO 19:57, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

Be sure you select your starting lineups before Sunday. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:21, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

LOL oopsie sf13 2132 EST 12 Sept 2011

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Happymonkey2012

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:03, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

I've asked for a recount

Zombiebaron has claimed to have 16 votes for uncy of the year, while I have 3. This is close enough for a recount, and I've so requested. Thank you for voting for me, very appreciated. What's worse than your vote is that you're not here! Come back, our eyes look out the window and there is no Skinfan (even the Redskins seek, and do not find). What's the newest? If you have time maybe you can play the Happy Monkey contest (above) on Feb. 11 and 12. Thanks again, and I'll let you know how the recount goes. Aleister 2:39 1-2-'12 (look at that, 1212!)

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