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Hello, and thanks for taking the time to learn a little bit about me. My name in the "real" world is Scott. I am an alumnus of the Virginia Military Institute, and wrote the eponymous article on the subject as my first foray into this strange land known as Uncyclopedia. I love the Washington Redskins (get it, 'Skin' fan), the Washington Capitals, and the Washington Nationals. I'm a big fan of US Men's soccer and hockey as well.
I'm a music fanatic, particularly I love heavy metal, progressive metal and rock, Electric Dance Music (EDM), and jazz. Other musical interests include rock and roll in general (love AC/DC and Zeppelin), the blues, techno, and country music. I do not like rap. I play guitar and bass pretty well and drums somewhat. I also make my own techno music and record various videos, my youtube account is www.youtube.com/jonesmedia.