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The SkanMan is a product of NorthernCalifornia and loves to UnHyphonate and capitalize the first letters of CompoundWords. His skills include (but are not limited to) rapping, negotiating, fighting, flying, shooting laser beams from his ocular organs, and just generally checkin' fools with his superior ability to strut and shine through a life filled with irregularities of ActionMovieEsque proportions largely unscathed.

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