User:Insertwackynamehere

The other (arguably funnier) Samuel Horwitz

Administrator

My plates :) (Created by Rcmurphy)

Commander of the Order

Major

“If Samuel Horwitz isn't the greatest member of Uncyclopedia, then I never said this quote.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Samuel "Insertwackynamehere" Horwitz

Welcome to my Uncyclopedia page! I am Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere, a proud Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia.

edit About Me

My name is Samuel Horwitz (Russian: Сэмюэль Хорвитз). I own wackyhq.com. I enjoy programming, web design, writing funny stuff, gaming, and wasting time on the internet.

In January 2005, Uncyclopedia was created. In March 2005, Uncyclopedia was discovered by Insertwackynamehere and has never been the same since. Okay, maybe it hasn't change that drastically, but there are some differences. In fact I remember back when the main page didn't resemble Wikipedia's at all! Those were the days, this stupid new main page and its new-fangled resemblence!

edit Uncyclopedia Status History

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia (MUN)
- Joined Uncyclopedia
Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (CUN) (Initiated 8/2/05)
- Canadian Idiot became Featured Image (8/2/05)
- Recieved a Cookie from Splaka for my templates and to make my signature longer (9/13/05)
- Recieved another Cookie from Splaka :) (9/13/05)
- Recieved a Cookie from Cheeseboi for my poem in the Village Dump (9/14/05)
- Recieved a Cheeseboi Satisfaction Award from Cheeseboi for my poem in the Village Dump (9/15/05)
- Nominated by Splaka for Adminship (9/20/05)
Officer of the Order of Uncyclopedia (OUN) (Initiated 9/22/05, due to the fact CUN is higher than OUN, my status is still CUN)
- Received title of Burninator from Splaka for deleting/reverting/banning a bunch of crap my first days as admin. (9/23/05)
- Peer became Featured Article (10/23/05)

edit Awards

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Featured Image: canadianidiot.png
This person created an image which became one of the

Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

Splaka has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Splaka has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cheeseboi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cheeseboi is happy with you award
This person has been a good boy, and therefore deserves approval from an admin. However, this is close enough.--Cheeseboi

Featured Article: Peer
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Happy Unbirthday!
You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year.
Must suck to be you!

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edit Other Templates To Clutter My User Page

This user is world citizen
...and belongs to the human race, the only real race on Earth!

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

edit Articles Written

Canadian Idiot
Cuppa Tea
Cutting grass
Fledermaus
Nintenelevens
Orange Crush
Peer
- Nominated for Featured Article by Abc
- Featured Article (10/23/05)
Raygun
Slashdot.org

Slashdot.org/Network problems and upgrades

Slashdot.org/Guitar Hero 7 in the works

Slashdot.org/John Carmack and Firefox

Slashdot.org/John Carmack interview

edit Articles Majorly Expanded

Philadelphia - Added the Neighborhoods section.

edit News Written

edit HowTos Written

HowTo:Create A Webpage For A Band Or Artist

edit Cosmetics On Articles

-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . - Morse Coded everything on the page.
man uncyclopedia - Consoled it.

edit Babel Pages

Eun1337 Stats

Eun1337 Logs

Eun1337 Bad Login

edit Uncyclopedia Information

edit Images

edit Edited

edit Icons

edit Regular

edit Templates

edit Media

edit Songs

edit User Pages

edit Contact Me

edit Aliases

edit Uncyclopedia

Insertwackynamehere
151.197.187.93
170.235.1.103 (Note: This is also an alias for Vfdcommander a friend who goes to my school who also did some work through this IP address)
141.158.33.206

edit Elsewhere

insertwackynamehere
insertwackynamehere57
inswackynamehere
wacky

edit Where To Find Me

edit IRC

Key

Blue is a channel where I'm a regular.
Dark Blue is a channel where I am sometimes found.
Purple is a channel where I idle more than usual.
Red is a channel where I'd be if I wasn't perma-banned.
Dark Red is a channel where I may/may not be banned.

edit World Wide Web

edit Wikis

Wikipedia
Uncyclopedia
Doom Wiki

edit Other

edit Email

samuel DOT horwitz AT verizon DOT net
wacky AT wackyhq DOT com
wacky AT thethresh DOT com

edit Instant Messaging

AIM - inswackynamehere
YIM - insertwackynamehere57

edit Friends

Vfdcommander

He's made some cool articles, and I know him in real life. It should also be noted that the VFD in his name does not have anything to do with VFD and he is not an Uncyclopedian Commander, but actually just a Commander of the VFD (not Uncyclopedia's VFD, another one).

MasterOfDeath

Cool guy I know from the internets.

Edward

Another cool guy from the internets.

Elvis

Invented the whole Uncyclopedia ranking system

Rcmurphy

Inducted me into Commanderhood by being the final hand in making my image featured

Splaka

Another cool Uncyclopedian, whom I annoy with edit conflicts, muahaha!

Cheeseboi

Yet another great Uncyclopedian! (although Great Uncyclopedian is a redundant phrase anyway)

Codeine

And another cool Uncyclopedian!

Famine

And yet another cool Uncyclopedian!

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