User:Sir Hat-a-lot

250px Sir Randolph Summerfield Mister Master Jimbo Hat-a-lot Biographical information Homeworld Hat Manor Physical description Species Gallifreyan Hat Lord Gender Neutral Height Without hat: 6'8" With hat: 10'2" Hair color Never seen under funky beret. Eye color Mauve(?) Chronological and political information Era(s) ???-2008 Affiliation Baron Von Headwear. He was a good man, too bad he died in a freak underpant accident.

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I am the royal knight of hats. Fear me!

My templates

The dark lair of the slayer of the trousers

Also, see my sig: -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Mildly dejected # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates 22:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

This week, I 'ave been mostly eating

Grue salad.

Something for you

Here are some things for you:

A picture for you

250pxHey kids! Would you like a hat?

A hat for you

You can have a red cap. That will cost £2.

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Mein Kampf (My templates)

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is an angel.

1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

F**K! This user F*** was once a B******* sufferer of C*** Tourettes Syndrome.

This user is a reincarnation of Baron Von Headwear.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box)

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!

This user is not The Thinkerer.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is a geek.

This user has a rather unhealthy obsession with hats.

Reverse the polarity!! This user is an avid Doctor Who fan. Why not buy him his/her own Dalek this Christmas?

Babble (My languages)

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

bl-G This user does not speak Blasphemy and furthermore believes Blasphemy to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Blasphemy.

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

bs-L Thith uther thpeakth Bullsh!t with a really thexy lithp.

enl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder.

enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.

fig-E This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school.

gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.

gbs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Galactic Basic Standard.

gee-4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.

java-0 This user does not understand Java and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.

sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.

vb-E This user only speaks Visual Basic because it was a required course in school.

bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.

typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.