User:Sir Hat-a-lot

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Sir Randolph Summerfield Mister Master Jimbo Hat-a-lot
Biographical information
Homeworld

Hat Manor

Physical description
Species

Gallifreyan Hat Lord

Gender

Neutral

Height

Without hat: 6'8" With hat: 10'2"

Hair color

Never seen under funky beret.

Eye color

Mauve(?)

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

???-2008

Affiliation

Baron Von Headwear. He was a good man, too bad he died in a freak underpant accident.

  [Source]

I am the royal knight of hats. Fear me!

My templates

edit The dark lair of the slayer of the trousers

Also, see my sig: -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: In need of a piss # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates Icons-flag-gb 22:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

edit This week, I 'ave been mostly eating

Grue salad.

edit Something for you

Here are some things for you:

edit A picture for you

Boobie hatsWhat a lovely bird hat!

edit A hat for you

You can have a pair of bunny ears. That will cost your life.

edit First article watch

O Warning: If this circle goes red, the article on Nitro no longer exists.

edit My articles

Mein Kampf (My templates)
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Face-angel This user is an angel.

1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
F**K! This user F*** was once a B******* sufferer of C*** Tourettes Syndrome.
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of Baron Von Headwear.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)


Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
You are not Thinkerer This user is not The Thinkerer.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Wakin goldfish This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Geek This user is a geek.
Crazyhat This user has a rather unhealthy obsession with hats.
Reverse the polarity!! This user is an avid Doctor Who fan.

Why not buy him his/her own Dalek this Christmas?

Babble (My languages)
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
bl-G This user does not speak Blasphemy and furthermore believes Blasphemy to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Blasphemy.
de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.
17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.
bs-L Thith uther thpeakth Bullsh!t with a really thexy lithp.
enl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English, but Louder.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.
fig-E This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school.
gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
gbs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Galactic Basic Standard.
gee-4 This user speaks Geek at a near-native level.
java-0 This user does not understand Java and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
vb-E This user only speaks Visual Basic because it was a required course in school.
bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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