User:Sir Cornbread/Eggs Benedict Arnold

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“Its the breakfast of champions!”
~ Johnny Damon on Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold is a delicious breakfast for only the most disloyal of traitors. Made from broken hearts and the tears of children, it is guaranteed to satisfy. This delectable meal is a popular choice among the scum of the earth today.

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