User:Sir Cornbread

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us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ac-E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.
es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.
fh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.
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Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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This user is on vacation, holiday, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is not too long. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.





You, <insert name here>, have reached the userpage of Sir Cornbread, the man and the legend.


Vive Le Cornbread!!


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