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edit Declaration of freedom and self

I am not a Sock Puppet!

I am minion to no one!

I am not a number!

I am SirNuke!

edit Contact


Email: sirnuke gmail com (figure it out)

IRC: I lurk on the uncyclopedia channel at as SirNuke

AIM: Email me first (I doesn't like handing out my AIM screenname, since it seems to attract A/S/L converstations, which never end well).

edit Under Construction Articles

Feel free to edit any of them, or leave comments about their level of (or perhaps lack of) suckness.

Mime Club

Argument Methods

edit Ego

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For the audio version of UnNews:VFP explodes, which is simply awexome. Sounding almost exactly like I meant it. - User:Guest/sig 16:15, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

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-For 1000+ (I know, it's over 3000 now) points contributed to Uncyclopedia's FéH team!! GooooooOOOOO UNCYC!!! Or some other kind of sweet pep-cheer. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|UotM|+S 23:09, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Imagery


Spreading the good letter.

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