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Here are some things I wrote or cowrote that may be worth reading:
George McClellan [hey this got featured]
Pledge Drive [Okay, this one probably isn't worth reading]
There are also a bunch of UnNewses I'm too lazy to link to. But a few include: UnNews:Printer software perform not operation possible UnNews:Medvedev discovered to have strings coming from arms, legs UnNews:FAA Inspectors told to not point out airplanes missing wings Those last two are mighty topical!
MAQ [Moderately Asked Questions]
Q: What's with the sir in your name? Do you think you're nobility or something, asshole?
A: No, it's a holdover from a much younger me's decision to name myself in the online game Kingdom of Loathing. For some reason, I assumed everyone would have names like that. I no longer use SirIsaac as a name elsewhere, anyway.
Q: Do you still use this website, dipshit?
A: Not really.
Q: What do you want to do with yourself?
A: Stand up comedy.
Q: Why are you such a jerkface, jerkface?
A: Hey, what's with all the hostility? Seriously.