User:Sinner George

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Commander of the Order
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Welcome, o Hyperborean wanderer! Please, feel like your home!


“God save the sinner!”
~ Oscar Wilde

“If I had met him before, I'd become an Uncyclopedian.”
“Everyone likes him, yet nobody understands him.”
“Thou shall burn in Hell!”
~ The Pope
“He will soon be sent in a gulag for making fun of my moustache anti-communist behaviour!”
“Had I met him back in the '40s, I would have won the war.”
Flag of Greece This user is Greek

And if you give him a word, any word!
he'll prove to you that it originated from Greek

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Pinocchio copy This user always tells the truth.
Trollface This user is always smiling.
Samurai1 This user is a samurai. Tremble before his mighty katana!
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SovietFlag This user is a silly leftish man, but not a communist pig.
Bush-jail bars-war criminal This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
VitruvianManRock This user loves rock and metal music.
Answer to Life My edits: 689
Stolen-dildo This user is a faithfull Cthulhu follower
and knows how to pronounce
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Zoidberg dance2 animate About me Zoidberg dance2 animate

Nobody knows for sure whether I was born or not. Many scholars believe my mom is your mom, while others claim I am the illegitimate son of Oscar Wilde and Pamela Anderson. Moreover, a few scientists support that I am reborn every time you read this equotation:

 | \delta\mathbf{Z}(t) | \approx e^{\lambda t} | \delta \mathbf{Z}_0 |\

On the other hand there where many researches who believed I don't even exist and that I am actually a mind trick formed from Murphy's Law. However, when I punched them they reconsidered.

Anyway, I live in Greece and this means I am handsome, clever and buff. Well, humility is just one of my countless assets. I've studied Biology, History, Quantum Physics, Astronomy, Philosophy and Nano-carpentry. I'm a player for many professional sport teams, including Chicago Bulls, AFC Ajax and New York Yankees. And the most important of all, I'm amongst the best users in Φρικηπαίδεια (aka the Greek Uncyclopedia). Here's the link to my personal page there: [1].

People say I'm a metalhead, but I can assure you that my head is totally made of flesh. I enjoy listening to many bands, such as System of a Down, Rammstein, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Rage Against The Machine, Black Sabbath, Stratovarius and many more.

If you lost so much time to read a madman's delirium, you should visit a doctor.

VIP Sandboxes

In this secton, you can find three top secret links, each one leading into my article labs. Don't click on them! Believe me, you don't wanna see how I make my articles! For your own protecton, my friend Clint is gonna blow your head, in case you are a malakas. So, don't click on it, unless you are me!
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Creations

Supernatural

A rhetorical question

  1. William Patrick Hitler
  2. Rammstein
  3. Forbidden City
  4. Gothmog
  5. Template:The Lord of the Rings
  6. UnPoetia:Apotheosis of Count Dracula
  7. Meriadoc Brandybuck
  8. Kali
  9. Isengard
  10. Conan the Barbarian
  11. House of Hangover
  12. UnNews:Leprechauns support Obama
  13. The Hawaiian conquest of Wales
  14. Cthulhu Tequila
  15. Giovanni Battista Bugatti
  16. UnPoetia:Ode to Cthulhu
  17. UnNews:Amy Winehouse is Alive and Kicking
  18. Toyotomi Hideyoshi
  19. Armenia

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This user created The Hawaiian conquest of Wales, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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This user created Giovanni Battista Bugatti, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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This user created Armenia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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