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“God save the sinner!”
“If I had met him before, I'd become an Uncyclopedian.”
“Everyone likes him, yet nobody understands him.”
“Thou shall burn in Hell!”
“He will soon be sent in a gulag for making fun of my moustache anti-communist behaviour!”
“Had I met him back in the '40s, I would have won the war.”
| This user is Greek And if you give him a word, any word! |
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| This user always tells the truth. |
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| This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes. |
| This user loves rock and metal music. |
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| This user is a faithfull Cthulhu follower and knows how to pronounce Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. |
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About me
Nobody knows for sure whether I was born or not. Many scholars believe my mom is your mom, while others claim I am the illegitimate son of Oscar Wilde and Pamela Anderson. Moreover, a few scientists support that I am reborn every time you read this equotation:
On the other hand there where many researches who believed I don't even exist and that I am actually a mind trick formed from Murphy's Law. However, when I punched them they reconsidered.
Anyway, I live in Greece and this means I am handsome, clever and buff. Well, humility is just one of my countless assets. I've studied Biology, History, Quantum Physics, Astronomy, Philosophy and Nano-carpentry. I'm a player for many professional sport teams, including Chicago Bulls, AFC Ajax and New York Yankees. And the most important of all, I'm amongst the best users in Φρικηπαίδεια (aka the Greek Uncyclopedia). Here's the link to my personal page there: [1].
People say I'm a metalhead, but I can assure you that my head is totally made of flesh. I enjoy listening to many bands, such as System of a Down, Rammstein, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Rage Against The Machine, Black Sabbath, Stratovarius and many more.
If you lost so much time to read a madman's delirium, you should visit a doctor.
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In this secton, you can find three top secret links, each one leading into my article labs. Don't click on them! Believe me, you don't wanna see how I make my articles! For your own protecton, my friend Clint is gonna blow your head, in case you are a malakas. So, don't click on it, unless you are me!edit Creations
- William Patrick Hitler
- Rammstein
- Forbidden City
- Gothmog
- Template:The Lord of the Rings
- UnPoetia:Apotheosis of Count Dracula
- Meriadoc Brandybuck
- Kali
- Isengard
- Conan the Barbarian
- House of Hangover
- UnNews:Leprechauns support Obama
- The Hawaiian conquest of Wales
- Cthulhu Tequila
- Giovanni Battista Bugatti
- UnPoetia:Ode to Cthulhu
- UnNews:Amy Winehouse is Alive and Kicking
- Toyotomi Hideyoshi
- Armenia
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| This user created Forbidden City, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
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| This user created House of Hangover, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
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| This user created The Hawaiian conquest of Wales, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
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| This user created Giovanni Battista Bugatti, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
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| This user created Armenia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (If awarding yourself please update the award statistics) |
