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BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month May-June-July 2013

Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
Deletion Award This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
MS-X This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.

Meet my kitty cat.

About Me

  • I don't multitask, but I do watch tv while surfing the internet with 5 browser windows open and playing Spider Solitaire. Unless my computer is stuck in safe mode. Then I beg Santa Claus for a new one.
  • I am usually a pessimist, except when the glass is all the way full. Then I might complain about the size of the glass. Soda, milk or juice please, I dislike the taste of alcohol.
  • I am proud to be an American, except when the Congress, the President, or the Corporations do stupid things.
  • I like cats, except when my cat is biting or clawing me (which happens more often than you would think since she likes to claw for treats).
  • I am on a gluten free diet. So forget the pie, cake and cookies, I can't eat them unless they're specially made. This includes fruitcake.
  • My current computer only works normally when running on battery power (ie when its unplugged). So until its fixed, I may not be on here much. I have a replacement now :) that works well, so far. The other one will soon find its place in the back room.
  • As of the 4th of July, I have an infected calf. (The official term is cellulitis.) Be thankful that I don't have a digital camera to show you gory pictures of it. Its healed now but still slightly reddish.
  • I like white chocolate mochas.

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