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edit Boring Hobbies
| B - o - r - i - n - g !|
Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't write this crap! WAIT, yes I did. Nevermind.
- cable television
- The Sims
- collage (no, not university)
- prank calling Oscar Wilde
- throwing sheep on Facebook
- singing online karaoke
- making useless lists
- downloading this song
- collecting lists and other junk
edit Article Attempts
- Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100 - my first VFD casualty (you must remember this, a list is just a list...)
- What was God thinking!?
- Cleanliness - not tidy and polished enough
- Greatest discovery - my first ICU casualty (apparently someone disagreed with the idea that particular article was their greatest discovery)
- HowTo:Get a job - FFW casualty
- HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality
- HowTo:Spend time with your pet
- Carbohydrates - my first PLS attempt
- Doctor Oz
- Zynga (rewrite)
- Spider solitaire - my first VFH nominated article