UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 18
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So there I was
and this ancient cyclopean stygian sunken nightmare city
rises out of the depths of the sea, and instead of being dead but dreaming, some loathsome tentacle-faced octopus-dragon thing gropingly squeezes its gelatinous green immensity through a black doorway.
so I steer out my
ship and try to ram the abomination's head, and it tries to sink me! WTF?
I barely got away with a smashed bow and a fractured mast.
No, seriously. It nearly sank me.