User:Simsilikesims/At-home employment

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At-home employment is work that is performed from the discomfort of your own house rather than in the nice cozy workplace. It is a form of employment that is attractive to lazy people who don't like working at a real job.

There are plenty of at-home jobs available. Just look in the help wanted section of the paper or google the term "work at home." It is a lot easier to do than to find and keep a real job.

edit Cost

At-home employment is very costly to the employee. The at-home employee must almost always pay a fee to take the job, and must pay even more money to continue working at it. The employee never receives a paycheck. This is reserved for the employers at the expense of the employees.

edit Duties

The following are some of the duties of at-home employment:

  • Sleeping in late
  • Watching TV
  • Laying out at the swimming pool or on the beach
  • Taking vacations whenever you want, wherever you want, as long as you want, provided you have the money
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