User:Simsilikesims

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Uncyclopedian Uncyclopedian of the Year 2013 BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month May-June-July 2013

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This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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Pussy

Meet my kitty cat.

About Me

  • I don't multitask, but I do watch tv while surfing the internet with 5 browser windows open and playing Spider Solitaire. Unless my computer is stuck in safe mode. Then I beg Santa Claus for a new one.
  • I am usually a pessimist, except when the glass is all the way full. Then I might complain about the size of the glass. Soda, milk or juice please, I dislike the taste of alcohol.
  • I am proud to be an American, except when the Congress, the President, or the Corporations do stupid things.
  • I like cats, except when my cat is biting or clawing me (which happens more often than you would think since she likes to claw for treats).
  • I am on a gluten free diet. So forget the pie, cake and cookies, I can't eat them unless they're specially made. This includes fruitcake.
  • My current computer only works normally when running on battery power (ie when its unplugged). So until its fixed, I may not be on here much. I have a replacement now :) that works well, so far. The other one will soon find its place in the back room.
  • Yes, I like the Sims. I have Sims 1, and all the expansion packs, Sims 2, and all its expansion and stuff packs, Sims 3, and all its expansion and stuff packs and worlds, and the Sims 4 Create a Sim demo (which is free by the way, but very limited in clothing and hairstyles, and some of the eye colors don't work properly - like the dark teal showing up the same as light green).
  • I like white chocolate mochas.
  • My (American) football team finally won the Big Game earlier this year by a nice big margin, but I had to work and didn't get to watch any of it.

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