User:Silent Penguin

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grr.................hurmf..................................f*cking peg, who did that, with flipping superglue aswell. Im never gonna get it off now, yeah really funny, what am i supposed :to do now? I do eat you know. Member Of the Order? What im not a number, im a penguin! Oh wait i am a number, 81.76.3.123, gutted 81.76.3.124, im more important. Hay at least i cant peck you, i Hear it's pritty nasty. Label me, how dare they, nice M though.

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For Silent Penguin Direct, dial 0800 85826288, Free! to get aboslutly no compensation. Alternativly, go here to moan at a brick wall. Thank you, your complaint will not be noted.

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In No Particular Order

perhaps they should be in an order, pah, too much effort, i'll jumble them around every so oftern.

Commander of the Order

Penguin Silent Penguin also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. THEY LOVE TO BABBLE!

This user is an Apprentice in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a modest amount of respect. Ask this user about joining!

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Featured Article: IQ:Sample test This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Vacent

This Template is abandened for fear of roudy tenants moving in nextdoor.

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This user is a native speaker of Incorrect English.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user works at the cheasel factory and has earn't 4 cheasels.

This Template sucks because it is still under construction.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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A Lemon, yummy.

This user is sponsored by Glagnar's Human Rinds, "Its a Cruncha, muncha, buncha human!"

This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)

Mah

This user is a member of the Voter Apathy Party, or maybe not, he is not really that bothered.

THIS USER HATES BENSON SO MUCH IT NEEDS CAPITALS AND THIS TEMPLATE.

This user testified to the lord above, brother! They told of the wonders Vote for me! gave them.

Vote for me!	IQ:Sample test, Featured!	Yet Another Useless Article	UnTeletext
Unweather	HowTo:Use a spork	Passive Drinking	Large Text
Honda (Element)	IMO	Underwear	Car Alarm
Enigma Code	Download Now! CCTCGAGAATTTAACAAA	Currently Huffed articles, perhaps im better than i thought.

[edit] Images you have me to thank for

Deep Blue won, Garry Kasparov lost.	Worthwhile download.	Nice little graphic crafted by me, doesn't work properly on this gallery.	If cutlery could have sex.
Just in case you couldnt figure it out.	Arn't the little sporks cute.	Honda logo, google my trusty companion.	everyone knows the underwearic table from school.
Of course the devil wears undies, silly.	Very simple circit.	If you look to the right slightly and up a bit, no not that far, yeah there.	Easy Peesy.