The deformed Me
grr.................hurmf..................................f*cking peg, who did that, with flipping superglue aswell. Im never gonna get it off now, yeah really funny, what am i supposed :to do now? I do eat you know. Member Of the Order? What im not a number, im a penguin! Oh wait i am a number, 22.214.171.124, gutted 126.96.36.199, im more important. Hay at least i cant peck you, i Hear it's pritty nasty. Label me, how dare they, nice M though.
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perhaps they should be in an order, pah, too much effort, i'll jumble them around every so oftern.
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Deep Blue won, Garry Kasparov lost.
Nice little graphic crafted by me, doesn't work properly on this gallery.
If cutlery could have sex.
Just in case you couldnt figure it out.
Arn't the little sporks cute.
Honda logo, google my trusty companion.
everyone knows the underwearic table from school.
Of course the devil wears undies, silly.
If you look to the right slightly and up a bit, no not that far, yeah there.
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Yay you made it to the end. What did you expect, some sort of novel or what? i couldnt be bothered!
I'll just leave you with these words...
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