User:SilentConsole/United Spades of Amerika
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The United Spades of Amerika is the collective name for a political group that consists of both people and States. Giving the title of Spade to its members, it is the strongest of the four feuding factions, the others be the Hearts Union of Amerika, the Amerikan Confederacy of Diamonds, and lastly the Club's Republic of Amerika. None of these groups being known of their spelling, they are all political groups in the United States of America.
The United Spades of Amerika is organized according to a cards-based system, as all of the parties are. Breaking with normal traditions though, the United Spades of Amerika use '2' as their leaders title, and have 'Kings' and 'Aces' as titles for regular members.
They organize themselves into groups the like to call "straights" which work on various tasks. One such group, commonly known as "6-through-10" is in charge of the groups finances.
Originally being only 13 members in size, called the "Original Suit", they had no rivals during their formation. They quickly began to form the newly created nation into their unwitting army base, though they were soon opposed by the sudden appearance of the Hearts Union of Amerika.
To remain hidden from the ordinary person while continuing their work, they formed the Republican Party.
edit The War of Two
The period when there were only two forces combating for the chosen ground of America, the United Spades of Amerika and the Hearts Union of Amerika is known as the War of Two. Despite the fact that it is mostly unknown, and no weapons were used, it is nevertheless one of the most bitter wars fought.
Assassinations were common, though never of members of either group, but rather their key pawns. The media coverage varied widely, depending on which side owned the paper, and the common person was so confused they often could not tie their own shoe-laces.
To end the conflict before they made their population gibbering vegetables, they agreed to rules and restraints, and to only act through proxies. As a result the Republican Party and Democratic Party were formed, to be their liaisons with the common people.
edit Then Till Now
Since the war, less and less is known directly about the United Spades of Amerika, and history books slowly seem to be rewritten to tell even less. The most that is ever heard of them, publicly at least, is implied accusations of loyalty one way or the other.
edit Known Political Leaders
Very few leaders are known for sure to be members of the the United Spades, though here is a list of the ones known for sure:
- King George III
- Thomas Jefferson, also known for his drafting of The Constitution of the United States
- Herbert Hoover
- Richard Nixon
- George W. Bush
edit Goals & Policies
From hints and clues throughout history, a general overview of their goals can be obtained, here is what we have learned through exhaustive research:
- Super-Human Project - The United Spades are apparently trying to create a type of super-human, and dispense with what they deem to be the worthlessness of humanity.
- Human Extinction Project - They think humans are stupid, and should be killed with all possible haste.
- Internet Overlord Project - In addition to super-humans they are trying to create an intelligence greater then anything before seen, postulated to be able to predict the future.