Born in Schlafarchtenmachteinehabedichinmeinelebennach, Germany, Sic One was quickly thrown on a boat and sent over to Canada upon his birth. With no parents to raise him, Sic One soon became...well homeless, what else would he be -- STUPID. But anyways, ya so no one to care for him, Sic One decided to rob banks. And that's what got him here somehow. Living the life with a beautiful 12 year exploited girl from Asia, and a fancy box, things for Sic One have become perfect.