User:Sic one

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...and actually admits to it!
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Born in Schlafarchtenmachteinehabedichinmeinelebennach, Germany, Sic One was quickly thrown on a boat and sent over to Canada upon his birth. With no parents to raise him, Sic One soon became...well homeless, what else would he be -- STUPID. But anyways, ya so no one to care for him, Sic One decided to rob banks. And that's what got him here somehow. Living the life with a beautiful 12 year exploited girl from Asia, and a fancy box, things for Sic One have become perfect.

edit Discography

  • I Love Chocolate On Your Buttocks - 1991
  • I Got Yellow Fever - 1993
  • Dis Aint No Gangsta - 1995
  • I Want You To Butter My Bun - 1999
  • Ich Will Zu Ficken Deine Mutter In Die Esel! - 2002
  • Everyone Lives In Amerika(Except 6.2 billion people) - 2006
  • Window Revolution - expected release in late 2007
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