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short·y also short·ie Informal n. pl. short·ies syn. the short-wan, short stuff, hey you.
1. Loudmouth drunk who sprouts rubbish almost constantly.
2. Kitten Huffing connoisseur.
3. Practioner of the Dark Arts, with a congenital lack of heart disease.
4. Stupid boyhood attempt at a ironic nickname given to a eurasian based in Sydney.
5. Loser who is known to dress up in stupid Golf outfits when going to outdoor music festivals.