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short·y also short·ie Informal n. pl. short·ies syn. the short-wan, short stuff, hey you.

1. Loudmouth drunk who sprouts rubbish almost constantly.

2. Kitten Huffing connoisseur.

3. Practioner of the Dark Arts, with a congenital lack of heart disease.

4. Stupid boyhood attempt at a ironic nickname given to a eurasian based in Sydney.

5. Loser who is known to dress up in stupid Golf outfits when going to outdoor music festivals.


Reported sighting of shorties in full mating plumage

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