User:Shmood3000/The Cutie Mark Chronicles
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"The Cutie Mark Chronicles" is a season one trilogy of the semi-acclaimed Flash cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It chronicles the adventures of the Mane Six, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, and many others as they try to find the lost city of Atlantis. The trilogy also reveals how the Mane Six earned their Cutie Marks.
edit Part 1: The Earth Ponies
The story begins with the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo; as they try once again to earn their vocational tatoos. This time, they try ziplining. After comically crashing into a tree and getting covered in sap and dead baby bird guts, they decide to ask the Mane Six how they got their vocational tatoos for inspiration. First, they go to the Apple Apple Farm, where Applejack tells her story.
Like many Apples since Granny Smith, Applejack does not desire to get an apple-related Cutie Mark, so she leaves the farm and moves to The Big Apple to live with the Oranges. Applejack is even more depressed in the city surrounded by upper-class business executives with New English underbites, and socially fails during her time there. Then, one day, she sees a magical rainbow leading to the farm, and follows it all the way back home, where she decides to spend the rest of her life trying to avoid bankruptcy by selling apples. Applejack earns her Cutie Mark: three apples.
Applejack joins the Crusaders on their quest for knowledge. They go to the Town Square, where they meet Pinkie Pie, who tells her story.
edit Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie lives on a rock farm that rivals the Apple apple farm. She does not know what fun is. Then, one day, she sees a magical rainbow that inspires her to start a party. She starts the party on the rocky shores of the Equestrian Ocean. The other Pies find her dancing on the cliff, and try to save her, but her beautifully improvised gypsy movements confuse them into falling into the crashing waves, where they suffer severe concusions and die within minutes. Once Pinkie finally notices, it is already too late. The rainbow then shifts, pointing to Ponyville. Pinkie Pie follows the rainbow into town. Pinkie Pie earns her Cutie Mark: three balloons.
Pinkie Pie joins the group as they travel to the house/library/tree of Twilight Sparkle. They ask Twilight to tell them the story of how she earned her vocational tatoo. Twilight is too busy studying the lost city of Atlantis. She has always been fascinated with Atlantis, wondering what it was like. Right then and there, she decides to join the search for Atlantis, and joins the group. They decide to go on a quest for Atlantis together.
According to the latest research, Atlantis is probably in Spain. The group decide to go to Spain. As the group pack their things, Spike shows up and says he wants to join them on their journey. Once the packing is done, they head out to find an airport. After realizing that there are no airports in Equestria and they've got connections with royalty, they go to Canterlot to consult the great Princess Celestia. During their sojourn, they meet up with the other main characters: Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash; who join the group. When the group consults Princess Celestia, she agrees to fly them to Spain.
edit Part 2: The Unicorns
As the flight to Spain begins, the party ask Twilight Sparkle how she got her vocational tattoo.
edit Twilight Sparkle
The Sparkles were always famous for their magical shenanigans. Twilight Sparkle is terrible at magical shenanigans, so she learns how to be a magical shenaniganer under the tutelage of Princess Celestia. Twilight's first test is teleportation. Twilight teleports successfully, but ends up in the same spot to which an Enderman was teleporting, causing a magical reaction that turns Twilight into a dark wizard. Twilight Sparkle earns her Cutie Mark: a magical star-thing.
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