User:Shimazu

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Hi, I'm Shimazu (No relation with that stupid civilization in southern Japan)and I like editing Uncyclopedia very much. I hope that I can become a member of the Uncyclopedia army but I don't know how. I had a account on Wikipedia (Mastukagan00b)and I was banned after they found out that i am a sock puppet. I've vandalized 2 wikipedia articles after logging out, but i was blocked AGAIN! i disagree with the UNATO because it is Anticommunist!!!!!!!!

Long live the Communist Party of China!

My recent subpages (box below abandoned)

AAAA! Cant believe it again! - N0 CABAL! - User box

I'm Chinese and is a pro-Communist.

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This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.

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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Shimazu.

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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.

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This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!

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This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.

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This user is Chinese and is proud of his country made of red blood of sacrificed communists.

中华人民共和国

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THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)

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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedian Army.
And is pwning vandals for our nation!

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This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

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GAH.

This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

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中共	This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

of course for the {{User CCP}}, because i'm Chinese

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