User:Shimazu

ASPLODE UNATO, SUPPORT UNSOC. MASSACRE THE ANTI-COMMUNISTS, HELP THE PEOPLE AND THE NATION.

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Hi, I'm Shimazu (No relation with that stupid civilization in southern Japan)and I like editing Uncyclopedia very much. I hope that I can become a member of the Uncyclopedia army but I don't know how. I had a account on Wikipedia (Mastukagan00b)and I was banned after they found out that i am a sock puppet. I've vandalized 2 wikipedia articles after logging out, but i was blocked AGAIN! i disagree with the UNATO because it is Anticommunist!!!!!!!!

Long live the Communist Party of China!

My recent subpages (box below abandoned)

AAAA! Cant believe it again! - N0 CABAL! - User box

I'm Chinese and is a pro-Communist.

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This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.

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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country.

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bu-0	This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.

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en-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of English.

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BOOM!

This user likes to as-plode! BOOM!

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This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.

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This user is Chinese and is proud of his country made of red blood of sacrificed communists.

中华人民共和国

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THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics. (Otherwise known as the EC)

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This user has no featured articles. He is a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

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GAH.	This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

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中共	This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

of course for the {{User CCP}}, because i'm Chinese

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

JoW	This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

?	This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

LV-2	This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

MMORPG

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

Army of Sticks

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Photos

I like eating pizza but this is NOT the kind.

ATTACK!!!!!!!!

PRC troops attacking enemy

The great wall of China!

My favorite animal--Elephants!

Be prepared: Do your best for communism! 准备着：为共产主义事业而奋斗！