User:Shimazu/userbox collection
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This page contains my favorite userboxes.
| GAH. | This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants. |
| 5 | This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! If the rabbit's foot was lucky, he wouldn't have lost it. Help! |
| This user is a mutant. |
| Official | This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. |
| Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. |
| 9/21 | This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. |
| This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country. |
| This user is Chinese and is proud of his country made of red blood of sacrificed communists. | 中华人民共和国 |
| This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too. |
| BOOM! | This user likes to as-plode! BOOM! |
| bu-X | This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members. |
| This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect. |
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This user is Chilean and knows who's the owner of Nuts4Nuts (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos) |
| bu-N | This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
| bu-3 | This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts. |
| bu-0 | This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so. |
| This user is a terrorist and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit. |
User goodthink U.W.P member. | 
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 | This user is a Free Citizen!
That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/terrorists! |
Ummm.... Not a good idea, capitalist pigs asses!
